@dietofdior.bsky.social
G59♾️ little pout - soft heat now watch this drive
honestly lip filler day is the best self care day
09.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t ask about his politics.
09.12.2024 19:35 — 👍 990 🔁 71 💬 22 📌 3sometimes i want to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon.
03.12.2024 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pretty much, huh.
29.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 41896 🔁 6246 💬 826 📌 172
he scream
26.11.2024 23:41 — 👍 2718 🔁 555 💬 31 📌 36Saw an older woman struggling to get her bag out of the overhead bin and I thought "what if that was my grandma" but it wasn't
26.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 913 🔁 94 💬 20 📌 6
gengar is so cute 🥺
26.11.2024 14:09 — 👍 1175 🔁 200 💬 9 📌 14
26.11.2024 15:23 — 👍 2516 🔁 256 💬 45 📌 27
26.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 1674 🔁 267 💬 17 📌 14
🖤🖤
25.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pov: you’re trapped in the office
25.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't understand people who leave their home in the morning to go get coffee.
How do you manage to get out of bed, get dressed, and make it to the coffee shop without caffeine? 🤔😂
23.11.2024 11:30 — 👍 270 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 0
this gengar is adorable
23.11.2024 20:26 — 👍 3608 🔁 872 💬 25 📌 31Welcome to all the new people joining Bluesky!
Hi! I’m God. 👋🥹
update: lady in the honda couldn’t figure out how to use the charger. i gave her a smile and she drove off and left lmfao
23.11.2024 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me: WALKING, with my legs, over to my mom i see at the ev charger
lady parked next to me waiting for charger: EXCUSE ME I WAS HERE FIRST
me: looks her dead in the eyes as i enter my moms car to say hi
fuck it, ima mount my own tv. y’all pray for me
22.11.2024 13:37 — 👍 702 🔁 9 💬 78 📌 7
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
my son
21.11.2024 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On this day in 2002, 22 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
serebii.net/rubysapphire/
20.11.2024 19:30 — 👍 2887 🔁 390 💬 29 📌 20
STALKER 2: I keep pressing E by accident and chugging an entire bottle of vodka, 10/10
20.11.2024 18:15 — 👍 184 🔁 28 💬 13 📌 4can I has healthcare :3
20.11.2024 18:12 — 👍 64 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0I want my coffee so strong it would get me stripped of an Olympic gold medal four years from now
19.11.2024 15:53 — 👍 1824 🔁 160 💬 59 📌 22uber eats: u look hungry
me: ya
uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
