Call Me Back After 9. 🤙🏾

In case y'all were curious maga, just trying to help🤔...

Lmfaooo!

Hell yeah. 😂

AND ANOTHER THING...... I don't know if they sell these in warm states but buy a bear claw/ window scraper for you car windows and if you have to drive let your car warm up for like 10 to 20 minutes with defrost on to melt the ice off your windows and also so you have visibility

3. Bubble wrap around your windows also helps.

4. Salt your side walks, walkways, driveways, porches, and parking areas BEFORE it snows.

5. Y'all don't have winterized tires or regular salt trucks from my understanding so make sure you're prepared to not leave the house until it's over

Southern folks I live in Detroit. Cold weather is very normal up here. This might help y'all keep the house warm

1. Home depot sells draft and seal tape for gaps around windows and doors for air.

2. Hang a thick ass blanket around your door and windows if your house doesn't heat well.

Free audio-only porn from the next room.

really can’t stress enough how we just don’t have to go along with any of this shit, the world was made and can just as easily be made differently

That was a weird thing.

We always liked each other but nobody ever would have thought.

Eventually we ended up doing it a couple of times but it was never consistent.

We just...acted like it never happened. 😂

On my barber's son's couch.

I think we hunched after. 🤔

Talking down to Black Americans like we own American imperialism when OUR grandfathers were hung from trees & our great grandfathers were shackled in irons & whipped is something white leftists abroad need not do. Check yourself before you wreck yourself & learn about the Black struggle.

Mind you, I work in psych.

Mental institutions have more power than police

They can drug you, keep you, and involuntarily commit you based on literally nothing. One of the biggest missed opportunities in criminal justice reform is uniting with the disabled rights movement in abolishing 51/50 laws which are used against women

I need something done.

Whatever she do. That. 😂

Because you have no idea how close to "not here" I really am.

Register jockey here. I once watched this play out in real time.

White Guy 1: hey man, how's it going?
White Guy 2: oh, you know, living the dream
WG1: you know that's White folk for I wish i were dead?
WG2: sure do, Bill. Sure do. Have a good one.

I ALSO SAY "ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE"!

DO I NEED AN EVALUATION?! 😭

"living the dream" (please kill me now)
"yep, another day in paradise" (i almost walked into traffic this morning)

“Can’t complain” ~ my wife is about to leave me.

no one can ever say we don’t have culture

...

I say this.

🙃

I'm finna lay down, and when I wake up, I'm out of here.

I dropped my phone @ the movie title. 😭

We got Greenland at home, is what I thought walking around in the godawful cold today, & it’s only getting worse with an incoming snowstorm.

There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban

Amazon confirms outbreak of ‘Victorian disease’ at warehouse The disease, which is treatable with a vaccination, broke out at an Amazon warehouse, the company confirmed

There’s a tuberculosis outbreak at an Amazon warehouse in the UK.

Sick leave?
Respiratory protection?
Building ventilation?
State of workers T cells?

We *must* accept respiratory protection as part of our “new 💩 normal”.

www.unilad.com/news/world-n...

Because why are we talking about QUARTERS?! 😭

good thing we don’t have any new tech that’s ramping up water consumption

This is my last night on here for a while.

Can we please help her find $120 to get some heat and light for her and the baby?

I genuinely feel like everybody should work as a cashier one time in their lives