@evelynhaunter.bsky.social
i'm like if a straight guy was neither of those things
aight well i was riveted
05.07.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake
01.06.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it
16.05.2025 06:09 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0crossdressing: ๐ฅณโ
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crossdressers: ๐ฐ๐ซ๐
does the dog die dot com john wick
14.05.2025 06:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0dogs ๐ค trans women
peeing very little, several times
split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)
10.05.2025 17:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section
03.05.2025 22:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
23.04.2025 23:49 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck
20.04.2025 06:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three
20.04.2025 06:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0cucks ๐ค 1930s comedians
"take my wife. please ๐ง๐ฉ๐ฅ "
john weezer i hardly know er
19.04.2025 14:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*
19.04.2025 14:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0people will be named skink armpit and post "reminder i'm nonbinary" bestie we know
19.04.2025 14:33 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0no it's a mandela effect no one remembers the weezer guy was the zodiac but he was
19.04.2025 14:32 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0milk duds are so good when you don't know what engorged ticks look like
18.04.2025 06:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0swancore is just metalcore that's coming onto you
17.04.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0family guy was so ahead of its time (transphobic in the early seasons too)
17.04.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm not horny i'm spiraling they just happen to look similar
17.04.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0idiosyncrasies nuts
17.04.2025 19:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm literally the divorced guy on dating apps saying aw you look like my first wife
17.04.2025 06:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0mommy issues t slur seeking hand tattoos awful person
17.04.2025 06:34 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0i'm woke but not pretend the wook isn't hot woke
17.04.2025 06:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0y'know when you impulse buy a bong so you have to un-pre your rolls
17.04.2025 06:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"i didn't know you rode bareback, gandalf" iS FUCKING DEVIOUS HOLY SHIT
16.04.2025 02:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0old guy just stopped me to say "thought your name was P!nk" ๐ญ
15.04.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the backrooms but it's a neighborhood of just crescents
14.04.2025 06:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yeah i'm amab (no emotional connection to the sims)
14.04.2025 06:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0his & hersterectomies
14.04.2025 06:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
