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@texasj.bsky.social

Entertainer, singer-songwriter, humorist, and a good guy. Leftist

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When the press asks Mike Johnson a question.

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A rewrite cover of “The Vietnam Song” by Country Joe & the Fish.
I rewrote it for current application.
Just me, a phone, ragweed, and multiple distractions. lol I hope you enjoy it anyway.

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Thank you!!

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Can’t wait

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You don’t say?

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We have 77 million people who are either currently in exodus from maga, and withdrawing their support, or they have become complicit themselves in child sex trafficking and rape.
That’s the option he left with his supporters.

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¡¡Warning!! - Triggering to some. NSFW
Apologies in advance.

There were Woody Allen jokes, and later there were Michael Jackson jokes. It’s about time 2025 squared up.

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I wrote this one in 2021 for Texas Democrats to use in the 2022 elections. Nobody was interested in using it. I’m going to put it back out there, and see what happens this go around before I mothball it.

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It would be awesome if the Army band didn’t play happy birthday to Trump, but played Pop goes the weasel instead.

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Spread the word

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It’s all that hard livin haha!
Thank you!

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Yep

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It seems like I’m the only one who hasn’t been invited to chat war plans with Hegseth on Signal.

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A satire commercial I made a couple of years ago. The quality is sketchy, but I did it all from an Iphone.

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