Sam Murphy

I spent my break from work productively today 🫡

Soviet bureaucrat attempting to explain why his department still uses pen and paper to calculate corn quotas:

Seriously though

pros of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: boundless

cons of getting a CPAP machine for sleep apnea: bound

Getting really sick of twitter, not because of the people- I'm addicted to the insanity- but because my feed is only ever the same two dozen people. I KNOW AND LIKE MORE PEOPLE THAN THAT! STOP HIDING THEM FROM ME, ALGORITHM!!

And its important to note that villain and evil are two different things. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is a villain, Kamala Harris is evil. HUGE difference

Btw if you know me and I haven't followed you back it's because I haven't noticed just say hi and let me know thanks 🙏

To use for transphobes on twitter

Swingers for Kamala 🤩

What does Vegeta sound like someone please

So, the only way they can rebuild their image is by having republicans in charge so they can play their role again and try to fool people into thinking they've "reformed." They'll spend the next 2-4 spouting populist rhetoric and helping shift the overton window even further right than they have

use it for average people in America. The Palestinian genocide they helped start made this even more clear. Gleefully sending guns to a massively unpopular wholly agreeable genocide, knowing it made them unpopular, knowing it was even illegal, and yelling at people to shut up about it and accept it

Blatantly ignoring their promises to pass even simple progressive legislation was bad enough, then the war broke out and suddenly democrats were funding Nazis (even if liberals tried covering their ears) and in any case, war mongering. It quickly became obvious they had power, but didn't want to..

the moment the Ukraine war broke out it was semi obvious Democrats needed to hand power over to thr republicans. Their whole image relies on them being powerless underdogs, so accidentally fully controlling both the executive and legislative took that crutch away from them & revealed the game

I just wanted to make fun of a random stranger for not understanding an esoteric food law in Oregon and now my house is going to get bombed, great

Made fun of this guy on twitter offhand and then checked his profile after I saw I got some likes for it and now I might just delete my twitter account for safety reasons

Anticommunism has always been the main pillar of fascism, which arose as a direct response to the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution and has been preoccupied with slandering communists ever since! Many of the still-repeated lies about communists you hear on “the left” originate from actual Nazi sources.

Personal posts get no interaction, popular posts are just bots

Twitter seems so dead tbh

Got that leftism I’m wicked leftistic

Erm new followers hello I'm going to be more active here in the future

Are you actually deleting your twitter account

Thank you "Lockheed Skunk," I will go vote for genocide to stop the fascists from taking over! Surely showing a center-right candidate that genocide isn't a hard line for me will work out well and not backfire at all! Your Holocaust Harris fursona fan art is very inspiring!!

Better

Hell no wtf

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

Love it

😍😍😍

Love the red star, everything else being plain makes it pop so well

Deja vu