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Robert Kirkendall

@robertkirkendall.bsky.social

Writer of fiction, drama, and other things, read me at robertkirkendall.com

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Mr. Ed's idiot brother Jim.

10.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hail the conquering gyro!

08.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mario Cuomo probably would've voted for Mamdani over his son.

05.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing well.

05.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Least I could do.

05.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love seeing musicians in subway stations. Once I saw a banjo player in Montgomery St Station back in the mid '90s when I lived in the City. I tipped him a whole dollar, which was a lot of money for me back then.

03.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel bad for the maintenance worker who's going to have to clean the inside of that machine.

29.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of toy football players on a green field with one wearing a black jersey with the number 9 on it ALT: a group of toy football players on a green field with one wearing a black jersey with the number 9 on it

Reminds of those old electric football games.

29.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has no friends at all, just transactional cronies.

23.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleeper was hilarious! I especially like the scene with the VW Beetle and the NRA bumper sticker. Diane Keaton was excellent and brought a positive energy to everything was in, may she rest in peace.

13.10.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mess with the duck, you get the bill."

01.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I've got your back."

27.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Garden of Edam

26.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that's missing is Hank Simms' booming voice announcing the opening credits.

26.09.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lindsey grew up in the small Bay Area city of Atherton, same hometown as Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead. Lindsey later attended San Jose State as did Stevie Nicks, but I'm not sure if they met there or elsewhere.

26.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well written and one of the best ensemble casts ever, definitely worth a re-watch.

26.09.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Dre

25.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How about a gif of formally dressed people being hit in the face by pies? #TheThreeStooges

22.09.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad to hear this, Supertramp was part of the soundtrack of my childhood.

08.09.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And what's more, it never was."
Lee Hays of The Weavers added this to that famous Yogi Berra quote.

08.09.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could also use a flying eagle with wings spread out, garish fireworks, and a muscular Uncle Sam giving a wedgie to Stephen Miller.

15.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fozzy Bear burst into the apartment out of breath. "Kermit, my car's waiting outside, I gotta get you outta here!"
"No, Foz." Kermit took another drag and exhaled slowly. "Time to face the music."

12.08.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eddie Murphy

03.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hills Have Fries #MildHorror

01.08.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hacks At Equity Library Theater On AugustΒ 16 My 10 minute comedy Hacks will be performed at Equity Library Theater's Hamilton Grange Branch venue at 503 W. 145th St. in New York's Upper West Side on August 16 at 1PM. Four other short plays and monologue will also be performed at the show. Hacks is based on a short story I wrote in 2021 (link here) and is about two out of touch screenwriters from old Hollywood who are clueless about modern values.

Hacks At Equity Library Theater On AugustΒ 16

My 10 minute comedy Hacks will be performed at Equity Library Theater's Hamilton Grange Branch venue at 503 W. 145th St. in New York's Upper West Side on August 16 at 1PM. Four other short plays and monologue will also be performed at the show. Hacks is…

19.07.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! Can you make it spin? 😁

18.07.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bernard Herrmann - Taxi Driver (theme)
YouTube video by deviantrake Bernard Herrmann - Taxi Driver (theme)

The only soundtrack for this scene. youtu.be/Bx4aK-YsPeU?...

12.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

12.07.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boss should've given you fair mourning before deep sixing your employment.

12.07.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus he's an illegal alien with a fake Anglicized name and works for the liberal media. HUAC would've been all over him back in the '50s.

11.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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