Ralph Spoilsport

Jim Jordan doing anything is a waste of time, space, money, oxygen, and methodists.

With a secondary diagnosis of Mace Derangement Syndrome.

What personality?

My thinking is that she'd either just say "I don't do that" or would just be really bad at it.

Mama's got a squeezebox...

There are an almost infinite number of things drumpf cannot do, like tell the truth or act like a real human being.

It's OK, we'll be able to tell, it'll be scrawled with his magic marker...

Wow! I never thought I'd see that in that place.

🎵Heee's a loOoner!🎶

Oh, Piss boy!!

I don't think it would be all that funny. Gross and disgusting more likely. Like he usually is.

I'd prefer much less'ron!

And a bad lawyer as well.

He obviously doesn't understand what "twelve o'clock high" means.

I bet his children wish he was the NoTfather.

He looks like a waiter in a shitty french restaurant. Come to think about it, he's underqualified for even that.

Hell, he's incapable of finding the book in a room when the book is the only thing in it.

Ignorant is a serious understatement.

Motivated by billionaires? The guy is motivated by lust, greed, and lust for greed.

I prefer Galactically stupid. Light Years are a measurable constant.

It's been 25th time since the trip down the escalator.

But are they endless?

Can we convince him he's Howdy Doody? The last name certainly fits...

Next Week: Grand Fenwick...

EXACTLY!!

Nah. He'd want to display it in the Oval after he had it gold plated.

OK, Let's assume he's deranged AND high. Which begs the question, Which is worse?

Can you get high snorting Pixie Stix?

It does not. I've maintained since it happened that it was faked.

We've been watching him CROOK, repeatedly, unfortunately. So this is next.

Waiting impatiently..................