Kristina Wong

Gross

More horrifying about this headline is that Kash Patel has a girlfriend.

Mamdani put a spell on Trump.

Eric Adams endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor is what water based temporary tattoos are to street cred.

🤷‍♀️My spouse got these fancy French jewels for me from some "secret source" to melt down and sell off so that I can raise the last $1200 for my NY marathon charity. BUT FOR WHATEVER reason, he says I need to "lay low" and not sell for a few months.

🧧Can you help? shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...

💎 My incredible spouse just gifted me with these antique jewels to celebrate two months of marriage. But why he’s closed all the window shades of our home and threw a ski mask in the trash?

May need to melt these metals down to raise the last of my marathon money: shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...

💵PROMISE: I WILL GIVE EVERY SINGLE THING I OWN TO CHARITY IF I AM ONE OF THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE TO COMPLETE THE NYC MARATHON THIS YEAR.

My home! My money! My cat!

But first! I need to make my fundraising minimum to build a cancer hospital in Kenya.

❤️https://shoe4africa.org/cause/kristina-wong/

This is a picture of the inner and outer labia of Trump's neck.

I didn't know a neck could have an inner and outer labia.

ps: help me reach my marathon goal.
shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...

I can't make the NO KINGS parade this Saturday because I'm keynoting at UCLA AASC's reunion celebration.

Also, here's how to register for the conference Saturday! Boba, food, and a lot of hope and strategizing to happen! alumni.ucla.edu/event/regene...

sorry to hear my friend, i made a small contribution. Take care please.

Donate to Michael King, organized by Cherie Laiken King Hello, my name is Cherie and my older brother Mike passed away around the weekend of August 22, 2025 a… Cherie Laiken King needs your support for Michael King

@kristinawong.bsky.social hey my brother died and I need help for his cremation can you share my gofundme? Thanks gofund.me/aabcd21e5

a man in a suit and tie says lllloser ALT: a man in a suit and tie says lllloser

Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize today. What a loser.

Kristina Wong <p class="" data-start="0" data-end="107">I’m running (staggering through) the 2025 TCS New York City Marathon for SHOE4AFRICA!</p> <p cl ...

🏃‍♀️ I'm doing the NYC Marathon and trying to beat my worst marathon time of 10 hours 37 minutes. All money raised all goes to build a hospital in Kenya.

Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!

shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...

We don’t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.

If I bring a Costco size bottles of Tylenol and peanuts to a schoolyard, am I actually an armed terrorist?

👩‍🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University.

My schedule:

calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...

Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity

The easiest way to make food insecurity go away is to stop measuring it. Sort of like if you stop Covid testing, nobody is getting it… that you know of.

Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

YouTube video by ArtsEmerson Boston, do not miss Food Bank Influencer!

THE AUDIENCES IN BOSTON are LOVING THIS SHOW! One last show today at 2pm. "JUSTICE" gets 2 for 1 tix.

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🧦 Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emerson’s Paramount Center.

KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer

The world’s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!

🚨Day of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE

🎟️ artsemerson.org

Do not stop joking. If we stop joking then the fascists win.

Did America peak at Obama?

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Trump Grieves By Talking About $200 Million Ballroom, MAGA Hits New Lows & Guillermo at the Emmys

I must be a homicidal maniac because I watched the Jimmy Kimmel monologue and saw nothing wrong.

youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...

Jimmy Kimmel should have done the right thing and earnestly suggest all homeless people be euthanized instead.

Senate hearings are places where some people get to yell at other people who they will never change.

Am I late to the joke that Brian Kilmeade’s new name should be “Brian Killdahomeless-Whoopssorry”. ?

i'm at the YMCA, but didn't want to out myself as a Christian gym nationalist in this political climate.

This Charlie Kirk assassination must be serious because New Yorkers haven't yet put on the Tyler Robinson look-a-like contest yet.

If there were no guns Charlie Kirk would be alive and just have a little bit of spit to wipe off his neck.

But you know, freedom rules I guess.

How you going to blame the "liberal rhetoric" for Charlie Kirk's murder when we hate guns and can barely get our shit together to use our Yoga studio memberships?

Utah sounds so lawless. Send in the National Guard.