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๐Ÿ†Guggenheim Fellow, Doris Duke Artist, Pulitzer Prize Finalist in Drama and the face that used to launch 1000 free meals off Tinder. www.KristinaWong.com ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿชก

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Kristina Wong <p class="" data-start="0" data-end="107">Iโ€™m running (staggering through) the 2025 TCS New York City Marathon for SHOE4AFRICA!</p> <p cl ...

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ I'm doing the NYC Marathon and trying to beat my worst marathon time of 10 hours 37 minutes. All money raised all goes to build a hospital in Kenya.

Please support me in doing something great (building hospital) and dumb (a marathon with legs that don't run)!

shoe4africa.org/cause/kristi...

29.09.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We donโ€™t need scary Halloween decor. We have news headlines.

29.09.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I bring a Costco size bottles of Tylenol and peanuts to a schoolyard, am I actually an armed terrorist?

24.09.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“ Iโ€™m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? Itโ€™s like a more prestigious Devry University.

My schedule:

calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...

23.09.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity

The easiest way to make food insecurity go away is to stop measuring it. Sort of like if you stop Covid testing, nobody is getting itโ€ฆ that you know of.

Trump Administration to Stop Measuring Food Insecurity www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/u...

22.09.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Boston, do not miss Food Bank Influencer!
YouTube video by ArtsEmerson Boston, do not miss Food Bank Influencer!

THE AUDIENCES IN BOSTON are LOVING THIS SHOW! One last show today at 2pm. "JUSTICE" gets 2 for 1 tix.

๐ŸŽŸ artsemerson.org/events/food-...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgP...

21.09.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿงฆ Boston! Four shows starting tonight at Arts Emersonโ€™s Paramount Center.

KRISTINA WONG, #FoodBankInfluencer

The worldโ€™s only solo karaoke musical about the emergencyfood system!!

๐ŸšจDay of rush tix avail and two for one tix with code JUSTICE

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ artsemerson.org

19.09.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do not stop joking. If we stop joking then the fascists win.

18.09.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did America peak at Obama?

18.09.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump Grieves By Talking About $200 Million Ballroom, MAGA Hits New Lows & Guillermo at the Emmys
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Trump Grieves By Talking About $200 Million Ballroom, MAGA Hits New Lows & Guillermo at the Emmys

I must be a homicidal maniac because I watched the Jimmy Kimmel monologue and saw nothing wrong.

youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk?...

18.09.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jimmy Kimmel should have done the right thing and earnestly suggest all homeless people be euthanized instead.

18.09.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Senate hearings are places where some people get to yell at other people who they will never change.

17.09.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Am I late to the joke that Brian Kilmeadeโ€™s new name should be โ€œBrian Killdahomeless-Whoopssorryโ€. ?

16.09.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm at the YMCA, but didn't want to out myself as a Christian gym nationalist in this political climate.

12.09.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This Charlie Kirk assassination must be serious because New Yorkers haven't yet put on the Tyler Robinson look-a-like contest yet.

12.09.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If there were no guns Charlie Kirk would be alive and just have a little bit of spit to wipe off his neck.

But you know, freedom rules I guess.

11.09.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How you going to blame the "liberal rhetoric" for Charlie Kirk's murder when we hate guns and can barely get our shit together to use our Yoga studio memberships?

11.09.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Utah sounds so lawless. Send in the National Guard.

10.09.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually just arrest all the students and all residents. Everyone is suspicious!

10.09.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The violence that there are open carry laws on college campuses or something else?

10.09.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In order to find Charlie Kirkโ€™s killer, they should arrest any and all white men in Utah. You can never be too careful. Everyone is a suspect.

10.09.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Whatโ€™s Joe Bidenโ€™s alibi? Where was he when Charlie Kirk was assassinated?

10.09.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Aunties Power Our World KQED's Forum ยท Episode

๐ŸŽง Listen to the podcast!

Performance artist @kristinawong.bsky.social, community organizer Jocelyn Jackson &
@tufts.edu's Kareem Khubchandani spoke with @alexis-madrigal.bsky.social about the underrated power of aunties and how they approach the nuclear family unit and systems of care.

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06.09.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White text on a dark blue background reads "My partner and I are aunties to many family and chosen family niblings and it is one of the great joys of our lives. I hope as they grow up and head out into the world, they know how deeply we love them and will always be there for them. My personal favorite thing about being an auntie is having art making and art viewing adventures. Forum listener on Discord.โ€

White text on a dark blue background reads "My partner and I are aunties to many family and chosen family niblings and it is one of the great joys of our lives. I hope as they grow up and head out into the world, they know how deeply we love them and will always be there for them. My personal favorite thing about being an auntie is having art making and art viewing adventures. Forum listener on Discord.โ€

White text on a dark blue background reads, "I wanted to talk about my Aunt Linda, my only aunt. She was born in 1950, a breach birth - and she was developmentally disabled for her short life (she died at age 40). But she was the sweetest, kindest person in my entire family. She was savant-like in that she would finish my Oma's sentences, always remembering the name of someone, or their address or phone number or how old they were. In a quite chaotic family, she taught me a lot about patience and calm. Scott, Forum listener."

White text on a dark blue background reads, "I wanted to talk about my Aunt Linda, my only aunt. She was born in 1950, a breach birth - and she was developmentally disabled for her short life (she died at age 40). But she was the sweetest, kindest person in my entire family. She was savant-like in that she would finish my Oma's sentences, always remembering the name of someone, or their address or phone number or how old they were. In a quite chaotic family, she taught me a lot about patience and calm. Scott, Forum listener."

White text on a dark blue background reads, "Iโ€™d like to shout out my Titi Carmen, my grandmotherโ€™s sister. She had a pregnancy early in her marriage that did not go well and wasnโ€™t able to have children after that. She was a close aunt to my mother and her brother, and a second grandmother to me and my sisters. We lived within walking distance from her, so we spent a lot of time over at her place. She was the one who taught us things like how to play cards and told us all the funny stories of her and my grandmotherโ€™s childhood. Adriana, Forum listener.โ€

White text on a dark blue background reads, "Iโ€™d like to shout out my Titi Carmen, my grandmotherโ€™s sister. She had a pregnancy early in her marriage that did not go well and wasnโ€™t able to have children after that. She was a close aunt to my mother and her brother, and a second grandmother to me and my sisters. We lived within walking distance from her, so we spent a lot of time over at her place. She was the one who taught us things like how to play cards and told us all the funny stories of her and my grandmotherโ€™s childhood. Adriana, Forum listener.โ€

White text on a dark blue background reads, "It's crucial to have tรญas who model different womanhood from your mother. My tรญas are fun - smoking weed, laughing uproariously, making me special cookies I mentioned once loving, painting murals, shopping with my sister. Now, my sister is the ultimate fun tรญa to my children- famous and glamorous to many as La Doรฑa, but she was my firstborn's first babysitter when she was right out of college, and now a reason for absolute excitement, joy, and reverence in both my kids whom she both spoils and sets straight. Rene, Forum listener."

White text on a dark blue background reads, "It's crucial to have tรญas who model different womanhood from your mother. My tรญas are fun - smoking weed, laughing uproariously, making me special cookies I mentioned once loving, painting murals, shopping with my sister. Now, my sister is the ultimate fun tรญa to my children- famous and glamorous to many as La Doรฑa, but she was my firstborn's first babysitter when she was right out of college, and now a reason for absolute excitement, joy, and reverence in both my kids whom she both spoils and sets straight. Rene, Forum listener."

We loved hearing your stories about the aunties and tias in your life, and what you love about being an auntie. ๐Ÿ’ž

Listen to @alexis-madrigal.bsky.social's conversation with @kristinawong.bsky.social, community organizer Jocelyn Jackson & professor Kareem Khubchandani wherever you get your podcasts.

07.09.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Aunties Power Our World | KQED Weโ€™ll talk with artists, scholars and community organizers about the underrated power of aunties, and the ways in which they actively redefine the nuclear family unit and our systems of care.

FRIDAY MORNING 9am!

I will be live on the air on KQED talking about the power of Aunties!

www.kqed.org/forum/201010...

05.09.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kristina Wong #FoodBankInfluencer at The Quick Center in Fairfield Comedian and theatre artist Kristina Wong utilizes humor and joy to explore challenging topics. Her latest solo show has evolved from her role as a self-proclaimed โ€œfood bank influencer.โ€ With [โ€ฆ]

Coming to the Quick Center in Fairfield, CT for one night only Sept 12!

ctexaminer.com/events/krist...

04.09.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who is Kristina Wong? - ArtsEmerson Kristina Wong, the artist behind Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer, ย is a bold and boundary-pushing performance artist, comedian, and writer whose work blends humor with sharp social critique. A thir...

I'm touring "Kristina Wong, #FoodBankInfluencer" to Fairfield, CT (Sept 12) and ArtsEmerson (September 19-21). Would love to see you there!

artsemerson.org/2025/09/02/w...

02.09.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The same internet that says heโ€™s dead also says I am married to Jeremy Lin.

So clearly, itโ€™s all true.

30.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i made fried rice using kewpie mayo instead of soy sauce. it really is good.

19.08.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nope

18.08.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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