Tybalt in black jeans

I think they ate the Epstein files.

Look at these fat fucks.

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

Oh, goddammit.

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Puzzle #848
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Skill 99/99
Uniqueness 1 in 173

I GOT PERFECT PUZZLE, WYNA LIU! 99/99!

Watched Pickup on South Street, directed by Samuel Fuller. Man, that is one proper noir film!

The last time I changed my Brita water filter was during the Obama administration.

I wish I could go back in time to grade school. But with the physical strength and knowledge of martial arts I have today. Because some of my closest friends back then really needed to be beaten up mercilessly every day.

The bartender says "I need to see your one five-hundred."

Over-the-shoulder shot of a brown mainecoon/tabby cat typing on an iPad. The screen reads “Deer Dairy, I am an good cat. w I am want to rule Planit Urth”

I should really limit her iPad time.

I'm gonna end all my posts with
¡Viva la revolucion!

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Puzzle #845
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Skill 95/99
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He goes to a festival - in Saudi motherfucking Arabia - that has a list of topics that the comics are not allowed to talk about, and then criticizes the status free speech in the US.

Stunning. An emotional roller coaster. 10/10 would recommend.

"We are so much more hardcore than they are." Yet you are too scared to ride they NYC subway.

I’m not sure if it has aged well.

If you keep having to say how tough you are, you’re not.

I talk to my cat in the voice of Edina from AbFab.

I have never heard the term brotatoes and will start using it indiscriminately.

“Why should American citizens pay for an illegal alien when we don’t want to pay for our own citizens?”

Countess Bonkula is ready for Halloween.

The American Left has to understand that the Constitution applies to all of us, and we are allowed to exercise those rights. *COUGH*thesecondamendment*COUGH*

In these times, to say you're avoiding politics is saying you've got no fucking spine.

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Puzzle #842
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Skill 98/99
Uniqueness 1 in 561

I only joined ANTIFA for the free tote bag.

I haven’t received my ANTIFA sign-up gift.

I think if for one hour, everyone would just stop what they are supposed to be doing, all the bad shit would self-combust and the world would reset and snap back into its proper place and the air would smell like cotton candy.

dammit.

Senator, as a Californian who voted for you...stop pretending like you're not enabling this.

God dammit.