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Joseph Hazard

@thewritingroo.bsky.social

Writer, doodler, vaguely funny weirdo who pretends to be a kangaroo on the internet. Bi/Poly, partners all filled. He/Him

65 Followers  |  130 Following  |  323 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023  |  1.7543

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Oh yay we missed you

17.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

Everyone: Don't go to Starbucks! Support the strike!

Me, who never goes because I don't like coffee and their gross hot chocolate is too expensive anyways: You got it!

13.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t even think about Chris in Lock In possibly being short for โ€œChristine!โ€ How dare you be such a good author for writing in gender neutral terms.
Amazing.

29.09.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IMO, outside of the first one, The Hitchhikerโ€™s Guide to the Galaxy series isnโ€™t great.

Keep in mind Iโ€™ve only listened to the rest of the books once, and Iโ€™m entitled to be wrong.

29.09.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JA Westenberg
@Daojoan@mastodon.social

My 9 year old and his classmates have started using โ€œthatโ€™s AIโ€ to mean โ€œI donโ€™t believe you.โ€

Me: weโ€™re having dinosaur meat for dinner 

Kiddo: thatโ€™s AI
Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using โ€œthatโ€™s AIโ€ to mean โ€œI donโ€™t believe you.โ€ Me: weโ€™re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: thatโ€™s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

24.09.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10956    ๐Ÿ” 2933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 364

Good day, Mr. Goose. As the children say, get that bread

22.09.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to miss your art, it was always a nice thing to see

21.09.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Edgar Allen Poe closer look meme

Edgar Allen Poe closer look meme

17.09.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.09.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10628    ๐Ÿ” 4794    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

"Don't Engage, Just Block" is praxis

11.09.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1727    ๐Ÿ” 369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

You should cool him down! You donโ€™t want him overheating!

06.09.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot Take*: AI is not worth the costs, both economic and ecologic. It seems so extreme for something that not only works poorly, but everyone absolutely does not want.

*This isnโ€™t hot take. Everyone hates it.

30.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ragatha, I relate to her so much

28.08.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that why itโ€™s pronounced โ€œmiseryโ€?

27.08.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.

While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

22.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56798    ๐Ÿ” 14253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2534    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2807

I wish it were less stupid

17.08.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1294    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

How was it? Was it good or just furry bait?

17.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good stuff

15.08.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t drop the beets

23.07.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cowrote the episodes on Disaster Transport and Drachen Fire in case youโ€™re curious

19.07.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wrote two of the Defunctland episodes. Thatโ€™s all I got sadly, lol

19.07.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw someone, in the almighty year of 2025, lighting up a cigarette, at a gas pump.

Yeesh.

18.07.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This canโ€™t be realโ€ฆ

17.07.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
guy handing money to JK Rowling

"K*ll every trans person" - JKR

"I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy

guy handing money to JK Rowling "K*ll every trans person" - JKR "I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

16.07.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16663    ๐Ÿ” 6935    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 149    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
Polar bear poking their head out of a snow cave, captioned โ€œbonjourโ€

Polar bear poking their head out of a snow cave, captioned โ€œbonjourโ€

08.07.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking dapper

02.07.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mspaint doodle- a person strides forward, wearing a shirt with a trans flag. They say "I LOVE being trans!". They have an expression of pure glee.

Mspaint doodle- a person strides forward, wearing a shirt with a trans flag. They say "I LOVE being trans!". They have an expression of pure glee.

The person is stopped by someone else, who accusingly points while they say "You! Justify your happiness to me!"

The person is stopped by someone else, who accusingly points while they say "You! Justify your happiness to me!"

The accosting person says "Debate me no-". They are cut off by the person in the trans shirt saying "No thank you!" as lasers shoot from their eyes, exploding the head of the other character in a cartoonish fashion.

The accosting person says "Debate me no-". They are cut off by the person in the trans shirt saying "No thank you!" as lasers shoot from their eyes, exploding the head of the other character in a cartoonish fashion.

The accosting person stands, alive but expressionless as their headless torso smolders. The person in the trans shirt walks away, a stupidly happy grin still present.

The accosting person stands, alive but expressionless as their headless torso smolders. The person in the trans shirt walks away, a stupidly happy grin still present.

Happy 3-year anniversary to Don't Play Defense #Art #Pride

21.06.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13445    ๐Ÿ” 5211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

No problem, bwahahaha

25.06.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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