@absolutryan.bsky.social
That side of @RelativRyan.com I exist to display the full range of human expression, devoid of judgement, highlighting our disposition to lean towards the nuanced or the intense. Where do you hide the side of you that people don’t like seeing? I am his.
AYO!
This is the last WIP update i’ll share of this piece till it’s complete since it’s almost there.
The BG & aura are just there for fun & to give the poison sumn to play with. It’ll be replaced later to reflect my intentions for the final version.
Enjoy! Z Broly’s 236M!
Guns
17.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Frieza for the Dragonball 40th
22.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 48 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0On my way to gym to get exactly this big
21.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Test post, pls like it only if you saw this on twitter AND bluesky.
06.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Broly from Dragon Ball FighterZ performing his Lariat Express (236M).
Quick lil sketch of Z Broly’s 236M from DBFZ.
May paint it fully someday, but for now I just wanted to sketch muscles after working on some feedback for a broader piece, and Z Broly is such a fun practice choice.
NAH BRO THIS EPISODE 16 OF DANDADAN WAS SO INSANE UGH
I WAS SO HYPE & UNABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF
EVERYONE CAME BACK & HAD A MOMENT
AND I CRIED!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FEEL LIKE MYSELF AGAIN WATCHING A SHOW I ENJOY UGH!
TEARS BRO!
THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
NEW MERCH ON MY STORE !!!
Our 3rd Merch Line: “AbsolutRyan” is LIVE🔴 aestheticized after the brand for the artistic, visceral, expressive persona that I deliver thru @absolutryan.bsky.social , w/new releases throughout the week!
Keep an eye out for a Summer themed item or two!👀👀👀
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AYO!!! 4 MORE ITEMS ADDED!! And you can get @absolutryan.bsky.social matching ones with the RelativRyan RGB aesthetic ones! Keep an eye out for more soon enough!
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Should I drop the swimsuits next?🤔
I think they came out pretty nice🥹
I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING BANKS OF ALL KINDS TO OPEN A NEW ACCOUNT AT AND NO ONE TOLD ME ALLY BANK HAD A DARK MODE FEATURE FOR THEIR APP
IF I HAD KNOWN THIS AHEAD OF TIME I WOULDA SKIPPED ALL THE DAMN WORK I PUT IN TO FIND THE BEST FOR ME BRO WTF WHY NO ONE TOLD ME?!?!??
AYO! HUGE NEWS!!!
30.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Making me create a Teams account for an interview is fucking insane because it signals to me that they use this wretched app for their communications... when Discord exists, or, at minimum, Slack.
15.05.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NAH SAY THAT SHIT WITH YOUR CHEST, FUCK THIS ACTIVELY IMMORAL AND DECISIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN AND TREASONOUS ADMINISTRATION AS WELL AS EVERY KNUCKLE-DRAGGING IMBECILE WHO SUPPORTS THEM
GET THIS MF OUT OF OFFICE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL AND FOR LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON WTF GWAN?!?!?!!
Did someone say… absolut? This was ABSOLUTLY a ME post and you TOOK IT! How dare you?!
07.05.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IF I SEE ONE, JUST 1 MORE BAKING ARTIFACT
IMMA START THIS WHOLE BITCH FROM SCRATCH
tbh, he shoulda thrown several coins up in the air first... now we got hella tariffs to deal with smh
06.05.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ALL TO THEN ASK ME IF IM STILL SINGLE?! THE AUDACITY.
I’m still gonna blast Bad Bunny, Marc Anthony & Frankie Ruiz to dance with her tho but one more lil “where’s my great-grandkids” joke and imma have to amazon-prime my meet & greet w/god, cuz ain’t no shot dawg.
My own blood.
I NEED YOU TO FIND SOME GRUMPY OLD MAN 👴🏽 ATCHO LIL HISPANIC, GERIATRIC GETTYS 💃🏽 WITH A GRANDDAUGHTER WHO…idk man, just someone who gives me an objectively measurable and contextually valid answer to “what do you wanna eat?” w/o making me wanna deep-throat 7 shots of cesium-137
05.05.2025 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤝🏽
02.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go follow and subscribe to this loser please, the guy’s running out of cash and subbing helps like crazy
02.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AYE! THAT’S MY LINE!!!🤬🤬🤬
25.04.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wanna make 2D art, but whatever paintings I can get done for 8hrs a day, in 5 days of a week, won’t give me a full month’s rent anywhere unless I charge enough for it, and…oddly enough, I think that should change.
25.04.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Banjo-Kazooie 🧩
24.04.2025 19:07 — 👍 1496 🔁 463 💬 19 📌 1
On our Discord (check bio):
A Small Update on RelativRyan 2025 Q2 for...
...once we restart streams
...after I get my own place again
...which is after I land another job paying an actual salary
(we all should know that no one here can afford an apt. on min. wage)
To put it lightly
14.04.2025 06:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ABSOLUTLY FUCK THIS GUY I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH I HATE HIMMMM
ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE FROM GBA’s SONIC ADVANCE 2, OH MY GOD DO I HATE THIS FUCK!! LIL BITCHMADE PIECE OF SHIT MADE ME LOSE A CHAOS EMERALD OPPORTUNITY! 😭😭😭
Nah, this isn't quirky, this is just morally correct. You just do what everyone should be doing and those who don't are disgusting. How are ppl not showering before & after with this insane heat that has us sweating literally on our way from the front door to our cars. Gotta shower, gotta shower.
12.04.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ALTARS OF APOSTASY GOES SO HARD INTO THE DEATH OF GOD’S WILL UGH
#ultrakill
