It's crazy when you're ill and you cough you can TASTE somethings wrong. Like what is that I'm tasting? Phospholipids from my broken cells? My own DNA? A virus' DNA? Live bacteria?
I'M NOT SURE!!!

Sometimes when my nose drips I pretend I had to go beyond my limit and use my psychic powers REALLY hard and now my nose is bleeding and it's all cool and cinematic

I struggled with that sort of psychosomatic symptom manifestation during high school. I imagine it might be partly autism partly ADHD. Really hard to do things you don't wanna with ADHD, reaction to that sort of thing is shut-down with autism. People tend to respect physical illness so it manifests

Just a Simosuchus appreciation post.
Please enjoy this herbivorous prehistoric croc x

Has anyone checked on the conspiracy theorists recently?
They've been awfully quiet and I'm worried about them.

I KNOW! These god damn transgenders! They all have to die I reckon!
Rich powerful white cis people did all this horrible stuff, that's why we need to eradicate the genders.
From all this emerging information, that's the normal rational conclusion I have come to.
I am a normal rational person.

She specifically invited known & convicted pedo in 2018 to her show. Convicted of soliciting sex from a minor.
But no it's trans people who are a danger to women and girls.
She's always been a real feminist champion.
2018 for fuck's sake. Fucking disgusting.

There is a duty of care in everything we do.
Start acting like you take that duty seriously.
A free future depends on it.

Image sequence: Someone's lap. Naughty Kida cat sees the lap. Dance Dance Revolution pad fades in over lap. Kida cat dances her favourite dance as hard as she can.

Your lap is forfeit

"Your identity matters"
*On clearance*
Got it loud and clear, thanks

If the shoe fits 😂

america invaded Venezuela shouldn't everyone stop working with NASA now like how they treat russia?
Or if you complete your invasion does it stop counting?
Can you invade whoever you like if nobody is willing to challenge the fact you did it?

Do laws exist if nobody is ever willing to enforce them?

Like hell I can't!

The smoldering embers you leave behind won't be easily extinguished.
They are fueled by the select few who live in your image.
Before long, they will form a new, unstoppable blaze.
The important thing is making sure that fire doesn't go out.
As long we're alive, we have to keep stoking those flames.

Practical Engineering, you ALWAYS DO THIS!

A video link titled "Increíble velocidad de los stoats: hasta 20 mph" with a cute thumbnail image of a stoat stood on a bed.

Stoats are fast, look it up

A screenshot of a tweet showing a dog in a wind tunnel captioned "Mongolian dog wind tunnel experiment" with a close up of the dog saying "heckin WIMDY"

It heckin wimdy.
They proved it in tests.

A computer generated image of a chameleon skull with an eye floating in the socket. A big red arrow is pointing at the skull from above, and below a caption simply reads "STRAIGHT SHOT,".

I love youtube thumbnails sometimes.
Just real pieces of art.

But Instant-Transition though!

I KNEW IT! <3

And if they encounter a danger like a bird, for example, they can recalibrate the web to sense birds in the area until the coast is clear.
This web diaphragm has better acoustic responsivity than any ear-drum found in nature.
That's right, the tiny bridge-spider has the best hearing in nature!

This ability is so refined they can tension the radial threads of their web to the specific frequency created by their preferred prey as they beat their wings, tuning it to filter out noise such as wind and rustling leaves!

The orb-weaver spider commonly called the bridge-spider spins its web not only to catch prey but as an acoustic sensor to detect air vibrations created by their flying prey?
They sense their prey approaching & from what direction, and prepare themselves to descend on them as soon as they're caught!

*Clears throat*
"Dragons, aren't you tired of getting hungry at play time?"

Okay, hear me out, reverse Ditto!
Where every other Ditto can replicate anything perfectly except for the face. This Ditto can't transform into ANYTHING! But can only do a hyper photo-realistic human face!

Hang on. How much tax money gets spent on car infrastructure?
Why do people without cars have to pay for those with them?

Now you've been canonized, you need a signature move!

I love it when the sky is that nice shade of gasoline glue 😊

I love my mum <3

Went to watch the 2025 version of War of the Worlds to find the drone section where someone shouts "DO A BARREL ROLL!" and instead found this