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@toxictestified.bsky.social

Alter in a system. 30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW DMs open to mutuals. Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social 💙🧡02.12.23💛💚 ☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️

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Latest posts by toxictestified.bsky.social on Bluesky

PC tower with green lights.

PC tower with green lights.

PC tower with red lights.

PC tower with red lights.

PC tower with blue lights.

PC tower with blue lights.

PC tower with violet lights.

PC tower with violet lights.

Sending the group chat pictures of my new PC like I'm experimenting with lighting for a boudoir photoshoot.

29.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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uhm. yeah. about last night. ♠️

#Homestuck #dualscar
#orphanerdualscar #cronusampora #mindfang

15.05.2025 01:36 — 👍 84    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 1

My new PC is coming tomorrow. I can't get the rest of my setup until Friday, but Zen is going to let me use his monitor and other things in the meantime.

Hell yeah.

26.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you put this worm in my ear

#dualscar

26.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 66    🔁 22    💬 8    📌 0

Monday, actually? Alright, Dell. You make up your mind, bestie, I'll be here.

24.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New PC delivery got moved up. Should be here by Tuesday.

23.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Putting together all of the components for my new desktop setup...

Keyboard, mouse, monitor... and I'm looking for a headset that has better voice isolation so I don't get my friends killed in our games by alerting mobs to our location in proximity chat every time a sound happens outside.

22.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's much talk about the decline of basic decency and civility after the pandemic, but before generalizing another's bad behavior as a trend, consider yourself. when was the last time you offered someone a glass of choccy milk because they're epic? made someone a cookie but eated it?

20.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 33    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0

So excited for my new PC.

20.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So fucking cute.

19.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy (late because we suck) birthday to @avenginggalatea.bsky.social / @toxictestified.bsky.social
we love you guys

#dirkjohn #homestuck

19.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

My friends and partners made my birthday weekend fuck so severely.

19.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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not much free time this week

19.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 49    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 1
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God damn my friends are spoiling me today.

Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.

18.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Starting my birthday weekend with baked salmon and planning out a PC build.

16.10.2025 06:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Quadrants

#Homestuck #Embroidery

10.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 90    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 0
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Snooping around! You don't seem to get anything done with this BREEZE following you
#Homestuck

14.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 42    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
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I peaked in a solo run today to the thunderous applause of my group chats.

Finally got my wolf ears.

14.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, baby.

13.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

playin some mothafuckin peak with my glorious pals and i died tryna throw a magic bean for the memes
me slowly sliding off a cliff to fall to my death: oops

12.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🔮 FUCK YEAH

12.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Naruto e Sasuke 🍥🍅 pra sempre #fanart #naruto

12.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 700    🔁 193    💬 10    📌 4

Sour Patch Kid looking ass.

11.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never mind, he just named a "Cynical and Sickly" follower after me in Cult of the Lamb.

11.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I woke up from a nap to a dozen kisses and Zen massaging my back because I've been sore lately.

He's so sweet.

11.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cronus tries a cigarette and fucking dies

A lil smth i did for 2k follows on tiktok

#homestuck #cronusampora #kankrivantas #dancestors

11.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 63    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 0

Sharing this story with Zen is so fucking funny to me.

Of course, now when we play Terraria, he gets frustrated after two lost boss fights. Lol.

10.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course I'm patient. I played Abe's Oddysee on the PS1 with no memory card when I was 8.

To completion, on runs when the game didn't crash on load screens.

10.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fenris is fine. He just had a bad tummy ache and decided to mimic life-threatening ailments instead of just yartzing and getting it over with like a normal dog.

10.10.2025 07:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He called a local emergency vet for pricing, and he helped me stay grounded so I didn't have a panic attack and shut down.

I could have called BB to wake them up, too... with no fear of upsetting any of them.

I feel very taken care of right now.

10.10.2025 07:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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