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@roobyroo.crocodiles.online

Crocodile enthusiast, Ex-Mo, G&W + Zetterburn main, queer creacher. One of them "ANTIFA"s. I'm @RockodileCroc on Bird Website if you're wondering where we know each other from. Occasional 18+ interacts, so minors: don't follow! Any pronouns OK

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Peelers gummies actually taste pretty good. Havent had the mummy ones yet, although I bought a bag recently. Just been sitting in the cabinet for a week lol

30.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

29.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3634    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 9

There were a series of Dell laptops circa 2005 that, if you played Rhythm Nation over their speakers at max volume, it would crash their hard drives, sometimes permanently.

29.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

28.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4187    πŸ” 1144    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

This Morning at 11: The Wardbreakers at YouTube have successfully shattered the advertisement dissolving wards of set by the rebel mages of uBlock Origin once more. We here at WZRD11 will be updating this breaking story as it evolves.

27.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A raccoon standing at a planter, looking into the camera: "I don't take constructive criticism, I only take cash or credit."

A raccoon standing at a planter, looking into the camera: "I don't take constructive criticism, I only take cash or credit."

22.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

"fetn'l", around here.

25.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is giving.

I dont know what its giving but its giving.

Bless this mess

24.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
painting of a crocodile on a river shore

painting of a crocodile on a river shore

cute crocodile

24.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free will rules

24.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2129    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 60

I would imagine their face would not be shown if they didn't want it shown. Also seems to miss the M.O. of ICE for the most part, which seems more interesting in grabbing random brown people off the street then it is hunting down specific figures?

23.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ahem

youtu.be/0dBJIkp7qIg?...

23.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

βœ… #BlockAndMoveOn

16.11.2024 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23331    πŸ” 14214    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 243
@dril on Twitter:
in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism

@dril on Twitter: in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism

21.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, but β€œhistory” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts. Smiling people hugging in the sunshine accomplishes NOTHING. Reading my punishing content, indoors and alone, is the only path forward.

21.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1502    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 20
when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

πŸ™ƒ

21.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if they just wanted to look pretty

20.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woah! Hey there!

31.05.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
An illustration of a flat crocodile, drew with a BIC and Sharpie point pen on a sketchbook.

An illustration of a flat crocodile, drew with a BIC and Sharpie point pen on a sketchbook.

Drew a flat one on my sketchbook as well while waiting for my bus, next time I will be sure to share them a friday!

20.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1118    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Totodoodle!!

13.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1104    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Album art for "Dead Channel Sky Plus", clipping. Some sort of very pink, very abstracted beetle creature sits atop a jet-black background. Its details blend into the darkness.

Album art for "Dead Channel Sky Plus", clipping. Some sort of very pink, very abstracted beetle creature sits atop a jet-black background. Its details blend into the darkness.

Dead Channel Sky, clipping. (2025)
Accidentally listened to this on shuffle the first time around. Went back a second time, hoping I could make more sense of the story it was telling. I couldn't.
Still got tons of bangers, though.

19.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Album art for "Dead Channel Sky Plus", clipping. Some sort of very pink, very abstracted beetle creature sits atop a jet-black background. Its details blend into the darkness.

Album art for "Dead Channel Sky Plus", clipping. Some sort of very pink, very abstracted beetle creature sits atop a jet-black background. Its details blend into the darkness.

Dead Channel Sky, clipping. (2025)
Accidentally listened to this on shuffle the first time around. Went back a second time, hoping I could make more sense of the story it was telling. I couldn't.
Still got tons of bangers, though.

19.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An open letter to Will Smith.

18.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Venn Diagram of 3 circles:
BE KIND
BLOCK FAST
HAVE FUN

An arrow points to thee intersection of all 3 circles:
YOU CAN BE HERE

Venn Diagram of 3 circles: BE KIND BLOCK FAST HAVE FUN An arrow points to thee intersection of all 3 circles: YOU CAN BE HERE

Welcome to Bluesky πŸ’™πŸ¦‹

11.11.2024 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10648    πŸ” 3772    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 135

Nintendo hasn't made a good videogame since 1971

17.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king

15.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1030    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12
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Every single person you see is fighting problems just like you. Except you are more sexy. Xox

15.10.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

MacBeth; but instead of a c-section, it's mpreg

26.06.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true and it's funny but it's most interesting *why* it's true.

- Akinator is a constrained problem space, and even if the inputs and expected outputs are open-ended most paths hit a conclusion early.
- It serves a single purpose, rather than trying to do a billion different things.

1/

16.10.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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