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Hail to Pitt

285 Followers  |  312 Following  |  84 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.2023

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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

07.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13512    πŸ” 6809    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 101
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off πŸ‘‰ Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

31.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3863    πŸ” 3611    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 212

KD fouling out putting SGA on the line to make the game winning shots, perfect ending to Opening Night!

22.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

21.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14828    πŸ” 8014    πŸ’¬ 990    πŸ“Œ 1296

I'm here for Pat Narduzzi causing an international incident

17.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greatest day ever.

11.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inject it straight into my fucking veins!

11.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7
YOU'RE LAUGHING
NORTHWESTERN KILLED JAMES FRANKLIN AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

YOU'RE LAUGHING NORTHWESTERN KILLED JAMES FRANKLIN AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

11.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pitt football is always out here like

"you want stupid weird shit? we got stupid weird shit!"

11.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Me clicking on every story about the turmoil in Bill Belichick’s UNC program

10.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Arch Madness

08.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make inhaler components fully recyclable, then. Recyclable mouthpieces, steel canisters, the works. The onus is on the pharmaceutical industry, not me or my scarred lungs, to make inhalers environmentally conscious.

07.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

06.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11720    πŸ” 3505    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 193

I went to the game in South Bend in 2023 and saw the 58-7 blowout in person. I don’t want AD’s jersey retired during a blowout like that but man I think it’s going to happen. He deserves better. (So did Fitz but at least 2013 FSU went on to win the national title so that made the blowout hurt less)

29.09.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’ve got friends who are in to go with me to BC and NC State. But after that? If they lose to BC? Do I really want to see AD get his jersey retired so bad that I’ll watch Pitt get crushed by ND again? Just a sad state for Pitt football this year. Changes have to be made.

29.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just another way Tom Brady has made Sundays worse over the years haha

28.09.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK PENN STATE!

GO DUCKS!!!!!

28.09.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck Penn State

28.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also just sad to see how many people walked out (including myself) going yeah that makes sense. The same mistakes, same disappointment in year 11.

27.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, every Pitt game.

27.09.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good enough for me

25.09.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate your students for poking holes in your arguments. I can’t always be the one to do it

25.09.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

23.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 32198    πŸ” 19533    πŸ’¬ 1228    πŸ“Œ 1799
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The Real Reason They Pulled Jimmy Kimmel Off Late-Night This censorship isn’t about jokes β€” it’s about serving corporate interests.

TIMELINE:

- Kimmel makes late-night joke

- FCC chair threatens companies running Kimmel

- Nexstar throws Kimmel off its stations as it begs FCC chair for merger approval

- Disney suspends Kimmel as it begs Trump DOJ to approve Fubo deal

FOLLOW THE MONEYπŸ‘‡

www.levernews.com/the-real-rea...

18.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 18
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#PittBS

13.09.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can only imagine the traffic if Pitt Louisville at Acrisure ends up being a night game that night too

12.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is, the reality of Kirk's life and work isn't important to these people, his martyrdom is

12.09.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

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