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"Oh. I didn't know there was gonna be mayhem. I knew there'd be shenanigans, and perhaps even some tomfoolery, but mayhem? My goodness."

"I can't even see this dude, with the khaki and two different kinds of camo. It's just a scooter that's weirdly standing up."

Hey, @rtanderson.bsky.social , you should check out this song

"We went from metaphors to petit fours."

"Mmm. Liquid."
"Oh, yeah. Everybody likes a good liquid."

In which case, the optimal number is zero.

I just realized my last six posts here are quotes. Two were me, two were my girlfriend, one was on TV, and one was overheard at work.

"I feel like some of my territory got annexed."

Less than a week later, we went to one that was FULL of geese.

I first saw it in a college class where they had us compare and contrast that and the Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton film that followed the play more closely. I probably wouldn't have ended up watching it otherwise, but I'm glad I did, and I still bring it out every once in a while.

Ten Things I Hate About You is a fun adaptation.

"You got a man-cold? The marathon gave you a man-cold?"

"Yeah. Probably too much high-fivin'."

"I think one of the nice things about cemeteries that people don't mention enough is the lack of geese."

"What's the matter with you?"

"Nothin'. I just don't like swiss cheese."

"Some'm wrong if you don't like swiss cheese, bro."

I only said it once (out loud). And then my mom and I laughed.

"Phenomenon. Phenomenomenomenon. Phenominecronomicon."

Abolish ICE.

Pass it on.

"I'm just peeing and contemplating my existence, as one does in the bathroom."

It would be super nifty cool if someone gave me five million dollars right about now.

They’re not ideologues.They’re power hungry crooks pretending to be ideologues.

If you’re celebrating them taking away constitutional rights from those you don’t like or disagree with, know this:

They could easily take away your rights.

In fact, they will.

You gave them the permission to do it.

Hi, Bluesky! It’s God.

Don’t let the bastards get you down.

That's not really what therapy is, though. I do think it would do you some good, because the type of analysis coming from a therapist is going to be different from the overthinking you're currently doing. Another perspective is usually good, especially when it comes with knowledge and training.

So let me get this straight, magas are against political violence unless it happens to… women, children, black people, immigrants, Muslims, atheists, gay people, trans, homeless, Democrats, Ukrainians, Palestinians, or disabled people? Did I get that right?

Overheard at work:

"None of my kids want to end up like me."

"Like what? Hot? Owns a home? Tough? Smart? Educated?"

I love when I hear people being supportive of each other. It happens a lot in this job.

Yesterday an eight-year-old told me I looked a little like a gray and black cat. That may be the greatest compliment I've ever received.

Sometimes, we're lucky enough to know in real time when the days we're living through will become idyllic in our memories. This has been one of the loveliest summers of my adult life.

"You keep me so grounded. I'm so *airy*...and then I land on you." 🫠

If a Dom/Domme has a sub and that sub also has a sub, is that some sort of kink pyramid scheme?

Part of loving her now is to nurture the little girl she should have been 🩷🤍🩵