Robuttocks
12.02.2026 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@harbingerofspring.bsky.social
A small, early-blooming North American herb (Erigenia bulbosa) of the family Umbelliferae with ternate leaves and umbellate white flowers. Currently reading: The Hobbit (She/they)
Robuttocks
12.02.2026 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The theme for this year is trying not to become a statistic
12.02.2026 06:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm pretty sure if he wins after trump we are doomed.
12.02.2026 06:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok so today a straight man needed to describe a woman to me so I could find her at a meeting, and he couldnβt come up with any other descriptors besides βhomelyβ
Then, if that wasnβt enough, when I arrive she is the most beautiful person in the room.
It's not the main reason I hate them but I will never forgive transphobes for making me give even a single shit about sports in any context.
12.02.2026 06:08 β π 63 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0I donβt want to be a part of the furniture. There is a song that goes βIβm queer in a way that works for youβ and I think about that phrase a lot.
Everyone knows the gay coworker who youβd never guess was queer. They blend in perfectly. Itβs not a win, just a different closet.
Even cis people get to celebrate and romanticize their identities, but many queer people have been traumatized into thinking if we achieve a kind of corporate normalcy everything will be ok. It wonβt be. You should be able to be different from cis, male, white, etc culture and still feel safe.
11.02.2026 08:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hate how liberals celebrate diverse identities by making them as mundane as possible. They cheer them on Γ la office pizza party.
Being trans in a world that sees transness as mundane is only better because trans people are persecuted right now.
I like Led Zeppelin much more than any of my former peers from music school, so I am either better than all of them or I'm blinded by my shameful crush on Robert Plant.
11.02.2026 07:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crazy that hes just outright saying he didnβt say the thing that he directly said, and we have the receipts for
09.02.2026 16:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whether Bad Bunny gave the grammy to Liam Ramos or not, it could be an intentional choice to pick a kid that looks like him.
09.02.2026 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As someone who has edited news for a living, the fact that they have a whole VO of various buffalo wings ready to play on the right means those were completely preplanned remarks and not an off-the-cuff example.
Such a weird thing to be like βok Iβm gonna critique wingsβ
I may be imagining this but wasnβt Harvard famous for turning our conservative weirdos? Or was that a different ivy league?
08.02.2026 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The horny hockey show keeps making me cry
08.02.2026 03:30 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I certainly hope itβs possible my character can die! Itβs no fun if thereβs no FEAR
07.02.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But creating a kind of personal/public journal would mean at least putting my voice out there, which is a dysphoria thing for me I may have to get over enough to do it.
07.02.2026 19:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs something Iβve been thinking about for a while, making a yt channel or something that emphasizes that kind of growth and making clear where knowledge is lacking (something most video essayists and commentators do not do, instead putting themselves up as authorities)
07.02.2026 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think it would be a great benefit if public figures made a point of showing how they are learning too, and that they are a living process like everyone else, instead of a stagnant avatar for this or that ideology.
07.02.2026 19:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm really glad *someone* said it
07.02.2026 06:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Its awards season!
Upturn your purses!
Fork it all over!
All of this and more will be required of you if you wish to be considered for your Emmy rejection this year π
Cryinβ in the club
Except itβs not the club
Itβs just my apartment.
Ladling support from the figmental soup of nodda, to help me through my transition that will never start.
Iβm really doubting that people can love others for who they truly are.
Wishing on a star, and the star disappears.
Extremely relatable
02.02.2026 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, makes sense! Something about the way it read made it seem like something newsy had occurred. Thank you!
02.02.2026 05:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess Iβm out of the loop. I knew people were getting rid of tiktok, and have been getting rid of spotify, but is there a reason to use old tech now? Did something happen?
01.02.2026 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is he putting on airs to make his voice a little deeper? I donβt remember it always being that deep? Maybe it was.
31.01.2026 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leftists often treat people who live out in the country like they are stupid, but having lived out in the country, often times the ratio is 40/60 left and liberal vs republicans.
You see plenty of dem campaign signs in the yards
There are still lots of people who are leftist in the country!
Like, he comes up with his own little words, songs, and phrases. They are always so charming.
30.01.2026 05:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody told me how CUTE Tolkien writes.
βIt was a hard path and a dangerous path, a crooked way and a lonely and a long.β
βBilbo rushed along the passage, very angry, and altogether bewildered and bewuthered- this was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.β
Being extremely forgetful is mostly having to explain why I do things a certain way (because I'm extremely forgetful)
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