Embrrrrrrr

I don’t know why I did a colon there but I did not have any follow-up

Capitalist: I may have caused millions to suffer but if you kill me that makes you just as bad as me person: no it doesn't *bang*

Oh I thought this was just about how annoying it is when people behave like this because I’ve been running into it a lot recently:

“The person in question?????”

the gender that is a perfect 50:50 ratio of fuckboy and cornflake girl

People who keep it foggy about their gender so that they can both operate under a masculinist mindset and then also selectively deploy non-maleness as a “don’t accuse me of misogyny uwu” are such an overrepresented archetype of annoying person I have met 😭

Jesse Singal is a repugnant soulless skin sock stretched over a skeleton without a spine.

There is literally nothing uglier than a man being cruel

It’s always shocking to me how loathsome their faces are in these moments. Cartoon evil clown looking asshole. A hideous soulless thing.

My humble opinion is that this should be tried as capital treason with no chance of appeal

I have heard some truly awful advice from girls who’ve been out for ages.

You’re going to get killed like the Shermans but go ahead ig

If he does, they should just repeal the “born in US” requirement so Mamdani can run against him for the hat-trick.

They’re calling it the four booty problem

Yes I think we’ve engineered the 4 billion dollar solution to your problem at last!

Have you tried balancing it with another overstuffed wallet in your other back pocket?

They call it the secret tax of being a billionaire is you have to spend your first billion on the wallet and then that marks your membership and lets you get into oligarch costco

If anyone is looking for an aloof wife to run a campaign I am very aloof and also have over 4000 hours of EU4

Yay finally I can look into why my tummy hurts!

But yeah basically they replied with some spiel about how he’s just another dem and I was like “okay sure but can you just let me have this?” And no, dear reader, they could not.

False memories inflicted on me by devils as a form of spiritual torment

If we can cure men of this hubris, society will advance to levels we could never have imagined

It’s true though I’m so Herta-coded it Herta my soul

Oh I literally know nothing about him beyond that i just think it’s funny whenever I see his name

HELP

Anthony “ten days” Scaramucci

Wait I misunderstood you argh

Do not assume this person was a man just because they referred to themselves as “a guy” and were incapable of acknowledging anything a woman was saying to them, please learn from my mistakes and save yourself 😭

I literally had to mute someone in a socialist server two days ago cause they would not stop trying to debate me simply because I said I was happy he won 😭

Every time