jack!

There ARE conversations to be had. There are real issues. But the way some of these people go on you wonder both if and why they’re a fan in the first place.

Honestly a mass unfollow on Twitter is incoming because I don’t think I can be doing with the incessant shit stirring and negativity for negativity’s sake when it comes to ESC.

Honestly!!!

I do wonder if there’s an element of throw everything at them and see what sticks… I’ve just listened with the lyrics in front of me and the insane rhyming triplets have a touch of the Still Young about them too 😅

I used these as a reference point when explaining to my mum how the Liverpool 2023 pink bucket hats were selling out 🙈

I sent this to oomf last night when they put the clip on Instagram (on the assumption he also offered them Mi Amore)…

Gas station pump with a sign above reading The Giving Pump

Pulled into a gas station and all my gay friends said in unison “it’s giving pump”

The balance between not wishing away my Christmas break and wishing it was payday

There’s no other way to listen to it

If this ends up being Anouk I swear to god

Rayden was on the committee that chose these horrors and has spent the last however long hyping them up!

I actually GASPED at next week’s preview #RHOSLC

“This is a sex forward world” #RHOSLC

Brooks and Chloe crack me up every time they open their mouths #rhoslc

This train I’m on has the most bizarre yellow lighting

There was also Eurovision’s Greatest Hits in 2015

Suffering one of the worst hangovers I’ve had in a LONG time

I fear I’m going to have to go on a Real Housewives blackout ahead of next week’s work Christmas party or I might end up telling someone they have high body count hair.

I’m not going to be able to think of anything other than “high body count hair” for the next three months

Just had my full fibre appointment and I’m shaking at how fast my internet now is

There’s a video of Duncan Laurence singing Arcade in June 2017 and this didn’t lead to disqualification.

I don’t think the decision will be based on the date but on the number of people who heard the song - it looks like there were a few hundred, maybe a couple of thousand people present and there doesn’t seem to be a full length recording of the song available - at least not one people have watched.

#melfest of course

OG RHONY ladies waking up at Dorinda’s house

The trains have put me through it this last seven days. I have Delay Repays in with CrossCountry, Avanti and South Western. I’m running out of patience.

Why are the confessionals on #RHONY being edited like Freckle’s “sometimes things that are expensive are worse” story on The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo?!

Glinda and Elphaba

The sense of betrayal when the snow hasn’t stuck, the trains seem to be running better than normal and I still have to go into the office

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i love blocking ppl on here… u think ur about to disturb MY PEACE? on the phone that I PAY FOR?

no ma’am