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The Radical Left City Mouse & the Very Good Country Mouse A City Mouse once visited a relative who lived in the country. For lunch the Country Mouse took his elite East Coast cousin to the local Cracker Barrel for Country Fried Steak with a side of Onion …

A fable by my brother:

johnmccoy.org/2025/11/06/t...

He was expecting their work to be a contribution to his ballroom

He won more than 50% of the vote. Who voted for him? Republicans? Probably not. If he split the black vote and didn't get the Jewish vote and still got more than 50%, then maybe those votes weren't important. Maybe chasing those votes would have cost him the election. He won. Maybe learn from that.

If a million fragile bigots moved out of NY, wouldn't that help fix the housing crisis?

Be careful because Dick Cheney is just a gateway death. It’s really easy to get addicted to how great you feel right now and to start hoping other people join him.

Pics or it didn't happen

When someone winces at my pun: "Your pain amuses me."

I'm surprised that isn't on a mirror

Is he the Andrew formerly known as Prince?

If Prince Andrew loses his title, will he be the Andrew formerly known as Prince?

This is truly brilliant. Such a way to communicate,
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

Bold of you to assume elections will happen. Ice will kidnap brown Americans from the polling station line and hold them until after the election.

I think that when smart criminals get elected, they want to make sure the cops are too dumb to catch them.

Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops

Don't forget the part where you can't be a cop if your IQ is too high. Most states only want cops with a low IQ.

Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News share.google/MIx7v1bEFpez...

I was thinking he was hired to hide the Senate voting against releasing the epstien files

I'm old enough to remember when quiche was new and exciting in the 80s. Everyone was raving about it. I finally got to try it. Gross. It's undercooked scrambled eggs in a pie shape.

Hawaii Rightly Rejects Supreme Court’s Gun Nonsense In a scathing takedown, the state's highest court declared “there is no state constitutional right to carry a firearm in public.”

It's been done. Hawaii Justices Rebuke US Supreme Court's Gun Decisions - Bloomberg share.google/IAlg8T6yJoTr...

Never travel without your papers comrade

Pancakes are ok. Soups a bit messy.

Grandma is exhausted after 15 minutes of visiting and can't remember anything that was just said.

Clots and prayers, people. Clots and prayers.

Repost this picture of a cat being showered.

Too direct. "Repost this or the cat gets it"

The Trump White House has sanctioned the ICC judge for being *checks notes* morally bankrupt.

We are living in a time when stupid people think they're intelligent, and they get offended when we call them stupid.

It's best if you stand on a spinny office chair with wheels

If you want people to stop throwing dildos at WNBA players, start throwing them at NBA players.

Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.

open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

Star Wars: Entire galaxy destroyed by the infighting of one family.

When i was in school, I refused to learn cursive. Printing is easier, and I knew computers were the future. Cursive is just a waste of time. Notice how none of us are making posts in cursive and uploading the photos of our handwriting.

Not gonna happen in Canada. Our cobra chickens would be attacking the crowd.