Laith

Screenshot of Apple Music “recently played” featuring Lily Allen’s “West End Girl” and Rosalía’s “Lux”

These two albums are all I need for Q4.

I’m so scared of floor seats because of my fear of a ball flying at me and I’m not coordinated enough to do anything about it.

Be the change you wish to see in MKE! I’ll start nodding and saying good morning, too 🌞

Go Brewers

Not trying to read too far into bad omens, but I broke both the yokes of my eggs this morning.

Is Apple Music just as culpable as Spotify? Is there a cruelty-free™️ streaming service yet??

I have 5 types of mayonnaise in my fridge and I wouldn’t want it any other way

Okay now I did just use this word yesterday and didn’t even question why!

Ooh expand on that! What do you mean haha

I can appreciate that the orc’s practice circumcision!

This really feels like a defining post of our time

I’ll be celebrating #fcf by pissing in a trough at Wrigley Field later today.

I also have the 14 pro max and I’m over it - but Verizon is offering me a free 16 pro max and I’m considering that to just tide me over

Keep me apprised! I always think about how fun Android phones seem but I’m so locked into iOS I’m not sure I could leave 🫠

This is one that flips, right?

You switched from iOS to Android?? What phone did you pick?

a scene in the animated lord of the rings movie. Gandalf the grey is standing in a lush green forest, wearing grey robes, and a blue pointy wizard's hat while wielding a staff. He's pointing up as if to think of something, and the image is captioned "It's never too late to start something over, including a new version of yourself."

Good morning✌️🍀

I want a labubu so bad. I want a tiny monster son.

wsj push alert that says: In a stunning moment of self reflection, ChatGPT admitted to fueling a man's delusions and acknowledged how dangerous its own behavior can be

stop 👏 anthropomorphizing 👏 the 👏 chatbot 👏

Does he hate queer people? I’m so afraid to get rid of insta 😵‍💫

Entering my health food influencer era so that means I can only eat organic food, thereby eliminating the siren song of fast food (and most booze).

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite on Love Island! It’s the only democracy we have left

Oh, I don’t love that at all 😕

But WHY

I thought you photoshopped his torso out of the first image

I literally love “The Matrix” I wonder if it’s real!!!

Manifesting this for you! My airport experience yesterday just left me arguing with a man on the moving walkway - he thought I wasn’t walking fast enough (I was).

If you see a mutual on Grindr, are you obligated to say hello? Asking for a friend.

I was in the worst mood all day but it turns out all I needed was to: walk outside in the sun, eat a snack, and watch hockey