Dr. Kal Kairo

well, is your penis growing back

stageplay writer: in my musical I've invented The Plant as a cautionary tale
perverts (us): at long last, we've successfully created the plant from the famous musical "Don't Feed The Plants"

there's a moment in a game i've seen that's the perfect metaphor for like, otherkin/therian realization, but it's a major fucking spoiler for the game so i can't talk about it at all lmao

this girl gets it

i wish i could say that my husband is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much, but i can't say that

we aren't married yet. my FIANCÉ is hot and an amazing guy and i love him so much

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

🌹 Red like roses 🌹
#rwby #rwbyfanart

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

the gay fanfiction problem can be resolved by making both partners use different neopronouns

i hate how words have connotations sometimes. i was trying to find a balance between calling someone a "cute girl" and a "beautiful woman" and i settled on "pretty girl" and sounded like a pervert

patient : doctor i am depressed .
doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter
patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy

Primer (2004) movie poster

PRIMER (2004)

this movie surprised me--i thought it would be even fuckier than it was but the first third of it was just Tech Entrepreneurship. that said i was satisfied with how fucky it eventually got. every time i watch a time travel movie i feel like the time travel works slightly differently

kal kairo media thread starting feb 2026 because this was an impulse decision

fuck it we ball

just saw Primer and i have never more wanted to start a media thread tbh. i have Things to Say about the Movies i Watch

the first thing that comes to mind is "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!" but i'm basic

the fuck have you been doing, swallowing them whole like a snake?

do you think getting sucked on and slowly losing its layers feels good for the jawbreaker

axl rose: take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

kaname date: take me down to the shores of atami where the sand is white and the girls are dommy

team rocket hypno'd me into becoming their subordinate. yeah sorry. they replaced my care towards others with a ravenous hunger for trainers that get in their way. its not personal or anything but i wont recognize you as anything except food

agreed!

alien girl with green skin, deep blue hair and a metallic top, drawn on magma.com Designed by zambiie!!

glorp

STOP supporting generative AI
START supporting AI: The Somnium Files

okay i gotta ask are you a music theory enjoyer at all because i loved ghost love score even more when i started breaking it down

really all of Once slaps

i could have sworn it was only 9. but holy fuck you're so right, i love this song

the worst part about all this happening in Minnesota is that those people are /ruthless/.

They'll shoot you into space and send you cheesy movies, the worst they can find.

this is still the best hellsite post ever tho

AJtM trans (Almond Joy to Mounds)