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@tobiechapman.bsky.social

as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly

205 Followers  |  512 Following  |  127 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  1.6169

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01.05.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just gave it another run. instant classic.

25.04.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the new adrianne lenker live album is so good

24.04.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had the pleasure of meeting Pope Francis at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

21.04.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m not opposed to β€œideological diversity” on here in the sense that I’ll be exposed to ideas I disagree with, I’m opposed to it because those people aren’t funny and post bad

14.04.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2595    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 7

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

09.04.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4768    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13
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Lol

10.04.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

absolutely vic

08.04.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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daisy cutter cryptic crossword #1 Associated Press abandons Trump show after New York river delivers shark (6-8); Official: bloodsucker Virginia lost, Nosferatu at last on top! (6); Middle-aged Jamaican sounds windy (5); Legendary cen...

do you like cricket? do you like puzzles? do you like getting mad online?

we've brought your interests together at last in the ill-conceived daisy cutter cryptic crossword!

is it brilliant? no. is it fun? hope so it took ages πŸ₯Ί. have a go πŸ‘‡πŸ»

crosshare.org/crosswords/X...

01.04.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

the new Perfume Genius album is really lovely

28.03.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you often see partisan political cheerleading compared to sports, but most sports fans i've met usually have some opinions about the tactics of their favorite team, or are even willing to criticize the management when they make bad calls. political cheerleaders are less sophisticated than that

25.03.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2821    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 33

can't go wrong either way, I thought Anora was very good as well but Black Bag really hit the spot for me

24.03.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

went and saw Black Bag today and I already want to rewatch it. more 90 minute bangers please.

24.03.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

phone updated and now the haptics feel different and I feel uncomfy

14.03.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11pm is the perfect time to spend half an hour trying to pick a movie to watch and then deciding it's probably too late to watch a movie now anyway

13.03.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man taking a shower with fish on the wall behind him Alt: a cartoon of a man taking a shower with fish on the wall behind him
13.03.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the end result of the politicisation of terrorism. we've created increasingly harsh penalties and incursions on civil rights so we can punish or deter acts based on whether a politician believes it is politically expedient for them in that moment to deign it more serious.

12.03.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i'm sorry but this is bullshit. the prime minister declared it was terrorism himself. he didn't need to, he could have said "I don't want to comment on a police investigation". but instead he misled the public and fed the flames of social tensions!

12.03.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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very orange sky tonight

12.03.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he said there might be an element of people doing it tough but he doesn't believe there's a cost of living crisis he believes there's a cost of spending crisis because everyone wants everything now and I got so mad that I had to turn the TV off

11.03.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

caught the start of Insight on SBS about cost of living and the first person to speak was a bloke wearing shoes with no socks who works in real estate

11.03.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

zoomers next door blasting 80s bangers but skipping every song after 20 seconds

07.03.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The A-League has found its purpose. And it’s worth $20 million a year A revolution has quietly taken place in the A-League. It helped propel the Young Socceroos to success at the recent U-20 Asian Cup, and is being noticed by the rest of the footballing world.

Here’s a deep dive into the youth/outbound transfer explosion in Australian football β€” why it’s happening and what it could mean for the A-League and Socceroos.

Some pretty sick graphs in here if I do say so myself. cc @andyhowe-statto.bsky.social

www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer...

05.03.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I am a simple man. If someone mentions the Cocteau Twins then I have to go and listen to Heaven or Las Vegas.

02.03.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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tgif πŸ‘

28.02.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tolkien once argued that the most beautiful words in the English language could be β€˜cellar door’. This is thought to be because he died before anyone uttered the words β€˜zinger banh mi’

25.02.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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TikTokers are filming women without their knowledge because Meta designed glasses to look inconspicuous so people will make content for Facebook, and I think that sucks but there’s no going back

read full edition at @thesizzle.com.au

thesizzle.com.au/p/it-s-elect...

18.02.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11

this is pure Rossball weather

15.02.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what a horrible little taste of winter this weather is

15.02.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Internal News Corp planning docs shows that Daily Telegraph journalists spent a week planning using secretly recording video glasses to show "peopls [sic] reaction to this jewish man"

CCTV shows that he went into a cafe, ordered a drink, loitered for a few minutes and just walked out.

14.02.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

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