hingo🫡

used to use twitter for chuckles and it’s been about a month since i’ve seen anything funny on there, popping in to see if it’s any better on here

strangers have been approaching me much more since i grew my moustache back

gimme the poopoo and free my hole

it must have been pub
but i’m sober nowwww 🎶

Feels impossible to celebrate a ceasefire given the scale of the massacre, the ongoing persecution of Palestinians, and what the war revealed about politicians and the media here.

american psycho was one of the first films to explore the bale loneliness epidemic

your lime

honey why you calling me so late…..

ooh ooh idiot man achieves dopamine hit from exercise 🙄

dont wanna go for a run but i know i will feel incredible afterwards

is it good that i only open hinge when i am feeling particularly bad about myself? unfortunately it is impossible to say.

haven’t heard any luigi news in a while hope he’s doin ok

happy blueskyear

merry christmas to all th fly shawties on here

MrBeast is what Lucille Bluth thinks every Avenger is called

i should call her

vince mcmahon meme second panel

this has to be the most blue balls test of all time

vince mcmahon meme first panel

travis head is ruining my life

grand rapids gold basketball players are wearing basketball jerseys that are green and white with large black belts with gold buckles like an elf

nuggets g league team in grand rapids really got these dudes playing as elf

cool aunt from brittany will do a lot for this child’s clout. you’re in.

would anyone like to start a family

[lou bega voice] ladies and gentlemen…

hmmmm

i broke a mirror in 1999 and still won the maths olympiad at my school in 2000 🙏🏽

preferred sasquatch sunrise tbh (way better than sasquatch midnight tho)

This Love by the veronicas goes so hard