Make playoff OT a foul-out-free zone. Purge rules apply.

Picking up my child’s Porpa Perg cake because my bedtime Benadryl kicked in earlier than expected

I don’t think I could dream up something more insulting to a person than to have them trailed by a mobile McDonalds.

Pat Spencer is the greatest YMCA hooper ever

Investors gave this guy a trillion dollars to create functional AI and fully autonomous cars and he’s just going to make hyper-realistic sex bots and the investors will still probably 100x their money.

I’m all in on the identity of the Miami Grand Prix being “a decent race where everyone trots out wild helmets, suits and liveries”

So where is Giannis getting traded to this summer?

Hey @freep.com why don’t you circle back with those young Trump voters and show them this instead of asking a 20-year-old what they think about the stock market

The Lions drafted two really athletic refrigerators. I’m happy.

Bump

Are you on a telecast tonight?

Was too fired up to remember the word “derogatory”
Embarrassing

Jalen Brunson shoot a jumper without falling down challenge [impossible]

BING BONG (negative)

Steven Adams swinging playoff games in the year 2025. What a joy.

Dan Bongino headed to the Betsy Ross museum

Rory hasn’t hit a decent shot in an hour. Just oscillating between the greatest shots you’ve ever seen and the worst shots you’ve ever seen.

Well his name isn’t Nico Iamastaya

Ron Holland’s game is LOUD. Good or bad, you know when he is on the floor.

Positive early reviews from White House custodians after Trump poops on the carpet and then cleans half of it up

Nuggets players got sick of calling him Michael

I’m sure it dipped a little bit the last week or so but they were like 6th in net rating for the last 30 games. They’ve been in the quadrant of wow for more than a month.

They added Mike Muscala mid-season last year and I was like, “Yes, finally someone who can play.”
COULD NOT HAVE BEEN DOWN WORSE. BEGGING FOR ALEC BURKS AND ISAIAH LIVERS TO GET HEALTHY.

I felt very strongly the Pistons weren’t as bad as their 2023/24 record and was hopeful they could win 30-35 games and compete for that last play-in spot. That was a solid step in my eyes. I simply cannot believe they’re locked into a top-6 spot with five games left to play.

I hate waking up to the national anthem.

It’s one banana, Michael

JD Vance’s role in the Trump admin

Cade Cunningham has the soul of a big man