Skippy Got Old

You can get a head start! Challenge JJ for the Texas Chainsaw Championship. Comes with free blood, at least.

Your dad was just raising you right.

I've been a Democrat since I became eligible to vote in 1990. Today, I left the party. Until and unless the Democratic Party grows a backbone, I'm done. @democrats.org #cowards

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#GavinNewsom #California

It was cutting the hair that weakened him. I sure miss seeing him on my TV. Heal up, you charisma cannon.

Hooty hoo! Love it.

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

Every day you make me like you more, bud.

Hey, Chicago and Portland. Fight back. You have support from every sane person in America. Show them what patriotism really looks like.

Watch that salty language, @speedballbailey.bsky.social

Hey #Disney. You did the right thing bringing Kimmel back. Now apologize and stop caving to fascists and, in time, you might win my money back. Gonna have to work for it, though.

Join us in canceling Disney Plus. Let’s boycott ABC and Disney. If you’ve already canceled, drop a “done” in the comments.

Done.

They need to wait to see what AEW does first so they can scramble to counter them.

I have jury duty today for the first time in my 50+ years on the planet. I only wish the judicial system was applied equally in the US. At least I'll do my part to help.

The deuce, you say!

I was in college throughout the early 90s, so watching TV on Tubi is like catching up with a lost few years of mullets and fisticuffs. Where's Lorenzo Lamas when we need him?

This is beautiful and will receive much use in future shitposts. Bless your ones and zeros.

Will we be visiting the Riccabone Zone tonight?

@athenapalmer.bsky.social has been busting her ass year after year. More TV time for her is always welcome!

I just passed a place advertising peaches and ninja swords. Why, yes, I have been in Myrtle Beach. Why do you ask?

Enjoy mediocrity.

I wonder if she'll get a cake when they forget she exists.

Why are you an asshole? Just asking.

I would totally be down with that happening. I guess we'll see.

I like Thunder Rosa and was happy when she got the belt, but the women's division isn't in the same place now and I just don't know if she can hang with the best they currently have.

I had one of these! I saw it in the store as a kid and thought I'd be life of the party with it. I was not. Really sweet packaging, though.

Hogan is a racist MAGA POS.

I'm listening to Stephen Sondheim's Assassins and thinking to myself, "This is modern!" I'm right, correct? CORRECT?!?