𝐈𝐕 - 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐑

[Nc]

"Leviathan kicking my ass right now.

I'M FINISHED ‼️‼️‼️

"WHEN I GET YA META KNIGHT!!"

"C'MON META KNIGHT, YA GOTTA. BELIEVE MEH!!"

[Nc]

"WHHHAAAAAATTTT???"

[NC]

"DESE MEGA MUSCLES ARE COMPLETELY NATURAL!!"

*Levi's quick movements were the least of his problems, as she sheilded himself from the icicles.

The stingrats hit thought, causinf Dedede to light up like a bauble?!

This Jambastian power is... surely somethin...*

*Dedede casually looks at the camera for a second*

"Now, Viewahs, dis is da move dat made Rock cry!"

"YA REALLY DAT DUMB, AREN'T YA?"

*He rolls out of the way in a ball.

He then smashes the ground, causing an earthquake that everyone could feel*

"YOUSE SOME KINDA LAMB PERSON!!"

ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕠

The guardians are fucking shit up.

Bridget got shot twice, Cassidy is healing her.

Dedede went feral, got knocked out, then went Macho.

Blue Chaos dude was aura farming and left, after doing the 2 things above.

Not sure what else

*She just sees Leviathan and Macho Dedede in a standoff.*

"IT WAS NON CANON, YA GIAT CREATA!!'

ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕠

The guardians are fucking shit up.

So dedede went macho

"We fought??"

ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕠

Base Dedede: Funny but can get serious.

Masked Dedede: Always aura farming and brooding

Macho Dedede: Overly Comedic and doesn't take anything seriously

"Well, I'm happily married anyway, ya hunk o'bolts!

Time fo dese muscles ta send ya back ta da scaryard!"

"Dat's anotha god ticked off da list."

“Demolish those Guardians.”

"Indedede-ed they are!"

"NINTEEEEENDO!!"

"Ya can't own all DIIIIIISSS."

"EHEHEHEHE!!!

GOOD OL' JAMBA HEART MAGIC!"

"Impressive, ain't it!

EHEHEHE!!!"

ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕠

Macho Dedede has entered the chat

"I gotta deal with da robots bullyin Bandee furst.

If ya see that Blue Idiot, ya know what ta do."

Juno Songs on Yt

"EHEHEHE!!

LOOK AT DESE BICEPS!

MACHO DEDEDE HAS FINALLEH ARRIVED!!"

"Ehehehe...

Well... I don't gotta move."

*A purple heart collides with Dedede, from the sky, causing a pillar of pure Jambastian energy to pulse across the area.*

"Ya take care of Brisket, I gotta help Bandee!"

*He rushes into the battlefield once more*

*The Jamba heart has been activated.

It breaks away from Castle Dedede and is barreling towards the battlefield.

Dedede is about to turn the tides!

But... for now, no one notices the purple anomoly*

"THAT BLUE BASTARD GOT DAT DERE BRISKET HANGIN ON FO HER LIFE!!

WHEN I GET MEH COLD, HARD HANDS ROUND HIS HECK!!"