【ワドルディ船員】

"...Got nothin' better to do tonight... but at the same time I NEED something to do..."

"...Better than falling asleep and dreaming... about that again.."

"...Since when did Kirby get his own cafe?"

"...Odd..."

"...I hate to admit it, but I... kinda miss Kirby?"

"Like I know I'm... basically afraid of him at this point but... somethin' in me is just sayin'... I should see him again..."

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*How about not giving away the reactor's weakness? not possible either... no matter how hard he tried, the dream ended the same way every time... like if it were set in stone...*

"...Sometimes I wish I could dream about something more... peaceful..."

"Ugh... the same dream, again and again..."

*Sailor Dee sighed... he'd been having the same nightmare over and over... the crash, the evacuation, all of it... playing on loop basically... and every time, he thought he could do something to make it end differently, facing Kirby head-on? nope...*

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*Sigh*

"...Morning world... I heard a new saying today and I guess I'll use it?"

"Let's uh... let's get that bread?"

"...If I had time? probably... but sadly... no rest for the wicked, as they say..."

*The dee... chuckled... something he didn't do in... quite a while, at least not intentionally...*

"Truth be told, I've always been great at telling adventure stories... and I've been thinkin' of even writing one!"

"H-Huh??"

*The dee tries his best to think, what WAS his favorite chore? Hmm... maybe it was...*

"Uhh, I'm pretty sure my favorite is calibrating the engines on the Halberd! g-gotta make sure it can fly in case we ever need it!"

"Right! follow me Kirby!"

*The dee marches onward! to the Halberd! as soon as he's at what he considers to be a... decent distance from Kirby, he just talks to himself...*

"Okay... focus Sailor... so far you've somehow tricked Kirby into thinkin' you're someone else... just gotta keep this up..."

"R-Really?"

*...Well, he could use the assistance... so...*

"Meta Knight certainly wouldn't mind... s-so I won't either! consider yourself... a uh... temporary m-member of the Halberd crew!"

"Oh! J-Just peachy! he's still all silent and cool..."

*The dee seems... confident enough to spew out a truth or two here...*

"...Uh... not so sure about the rest of the crew though.... I haven't seen them around at all... just means I have to do... m-most of the work around here. It's a chore..."

"I... what?"

*Oh thank nova he got that wrong... somewhat... all he WAS good at making was tea... nothing more.*

"T-That's right! Good 'ol me!"

*He... realizes, wait... who WAS Kirby mistaking him for then? worse yet... if the dee fumbled and spewed out his actual name... then what?*

"I uh, I'm fine... t-thanks for asking!"

"Uh, just been helping Sir Meta Knight with things and..."

*He pauses, SHOOT! he's said too much!*

"Uhh... I mean uh, what? I didn't say anything!"

"OH MY-"

*Well, he's certainly scared the Dee! that's for sure!*

"Uh... H-Hi Kirby!"

*He's.... really really hoping Kirby didn't remember him... seeing as last time they saw each other was at a time he... really wished to forget...*

"Once more, I simply must bring it up, what do you MEAN Kirby's HERE!?"

"Oh yeah, I-I was..."

"I-I apologize, it's been... a long while since I've seen well... anyone really..."

"Okay, first an egg, now... whatever that flying thing is?"

"...I REALLY missed a lot here..."

"...Is that a talking egg?"

"W-Wait!? KIRBY!? AGAIN!?"

"Splendid! I know the perfect spot!"

*Sailor Waddle Dee got a bucket of fishing things and lead the way...*

"Such is life sometimes I suppose...."

"Wanna like, go fishing to pass the time?"

"The king hasn't been back in quite a while... and Castle Dedede? it's in shambles..."

"...Did... someone declare war here and never go through with it?"

"Ugh, no time to think about the past! I have to check if the Halberd's engines are functioning or not..."

"...I've heard Dream Land was... under attack for a bit..."

"...I really hope we don't have to resort to usin' the Halberd again..."

"As it always is, boss!"

*Back to work he goes! no time to waste!*

*The adventurous dee nods, seeming to get the idea...*

"Oh! you're welcome sir! just glad to be helpin' out!"

"Aaaand the Halberd is spotless once more!"

"Sir Meta Knight will be pleased for sure!"

"Hm, I see..."

"Well it sounds cool! very heroic of you to use your powers for good and all!"

"Just... call me Sailor..."

*The dee chuckled...*

"So, the whole Master of Puppetry thing... what do you mean by that exactly, Taranza?"

"Oh! hello there sir!"

*Immediately waving to all Meta Knight's in a 500 ft radius...*

"Oh, sorry... would you have preferred the term arachnid? or is that too much?"