Illustrated book cover featuring giant crabs eating people who are running in every direction. Copy and title read:
On a distant planet of crustaceans exists a new and exciting economic system...
CRABITALISM
Humans go in - Crabs become more powerful!
HORK MYXLN
science fiction
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20.09.2024 20:02 β π 1397 π 384 π¬ 35 π 37
a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman
Best of all, I can recreate the best K-Drama scene of all time!
06.08.2025 15:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't need another cute food plushie.
I don't need another -
Goddamnit.
Anyway, meet my snuggly kimchi friend.
They're even the same size as a napa cabbage! And there's little red sparkles for the chili flakes. π₯¬
06.08.2025 15:42 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
I'm going to spotlight a different raffle prize each day!
Want to win a home game one shot GMed by the talented @blackgirlmage.bsky.social? Tickets are $100 each!
Lexi has GMed Actual Play shows such as Strix U & SACRED MACHINATIONS. He excels at seamlessly weaving his PCs into the narrative.
05.08.2025 16:26 β π 28 π 22 π¬ 2 π 1
JOIN THIS RAFFLE AND HELP OUT AN AWESOME MEMBER OF OUR COMMUNITY!!!
Play D&D with me AND Blood on the Clocktower!!
05.08.2025 21:57 β π 28 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, making ful medames: "This doesn't seem like very much...I hope I have enough to last the week."
:: after half a cup for lunch and a pita::
Me: "....yup that does it."
(For reference, ful medames is an Egyptian fava bean stew. I added chickpeas, and holy heck this is dense stuff.)
05.08.2025 19:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
rawr
05.08.2025 18:28 β π 125 π 26 π¬ 9 π 3
Oh god that Old Spice ship as the set symbol
05.08.2025 18:38 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Old Spice Secret Lair when?
05.08.2025 16:50 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 4 π 1
Just saying, this gets you a full color wheel:
White: Wolfthorn (too bad they canceled Foxglove)
Blue: Krakengard
Black: Nightpanther
Red: Raptor
Green: Bearglove
05.08.2025 16:36 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 2 π 3
Genuinely don't know where I'd land. Maybe Krakengard?
05.08.2025 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Rolling down that volcano would be a great way of applying this deodorant!
05.08.2025 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Elon Musk has long been one of the most unpopular people in my heart, so this is a joy to behold
05.08.2025 14:45 β π 252 π 24 π¬ 9 π 3
I was expecting sulfur, terror and death, but "Dark Cedar" and Amber is
..a take.
05.08.2025 14:49 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
Yes.
We may have the right to bear arms, but bear gloves need a special license.
05.08.2025 14:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sniff the (Bear)glove. π€
05.08.2025 12:38 β π 47 π 0 π¬ 7 π 3
We're like two faced and stuff.
Which isn't fair. Not every star sign has an unfortunate Batman villain associated with them.
04.08.2025 23:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've never seen my cat (Lady Snuffles) try SO HARD to show affection to anyone the way she does towards Rappscallion.
::Lady Snuffles flops over on R's bed and wiggles upside down, exposing her belly::
R: "NO! MY BLANKET! NO LADY SNUFFLES!"
::Lady Snuffles wiggles some more::
04.08.2025 23:21 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If I had a quarter for every time I've overheard a group of young queer folks talk shit about Geminis, I'd have $1.50.
Which is honestly, a lot more than anyone would expect.
(Signed, a Gemini.)
::waits for all of her queer friends to hate her forever::
04.08.2025 22:38 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 9 π 0
Like vampires, these fuckers need to be killed twice.
04.08.2025 22:35 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ok this is your sign to go make friends with the local crows.
04.08.2025 22:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
the funniest thing that happened during the pandemic were all the rich people who flounced out of california for texas, got to texas, discovered it sucked, moved back, and then wrote blog posts about their "learnings"
04.08.2025 16:15 β π 1360 π 196 π¬ 4 π 13
Due to events concerning Rappscallion and cookies today, I am convinced toddlers would make excellent Warlocks.
They have mad bargaining skills and a LOT of persistence. No fey, devil or Old One can compete.
03.08.2025 23:30 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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03.08.2025 16:17 β π 106 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
Hey @ultimateguard.bsky.social are the marginals on these boxes post-licencing worth directly funding anti-trans policy? Or do you just generally hate queer people?
Asking for my audience, & those of my other creator friends xoxo
03.08.2025 06:49 β π 1291 π 450 π¬ 19 π 14
Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.
Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.
Do not.
03.08.2025 20:00 β π 17413 π 5136 π¬ 489 π 217
I'm fucking livid.
03.08.2025 19:08 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And ANOTHER reason why we all need to stop buying Ultimate Guard.
Not only are they supporting transphobia, but now they're using AI to augment works by REAL artists. They didn't even ask permission.
03.08.2025 18:37 β π 42 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
Names of children killed before first birthday
The Post is keeping a list of the 18,500 babies and children killed in Gaza. It just goes on and on and on. www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...
03.08.2025 15:25 β π 121 π 54 π¬ 5 π 1
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