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@niphette.bsky.social

Leader of @vmlmtg Founder @ exalted.cards Founder @shoebox.gg MTG broadcaster Canucks fan

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Introducing: The Carnival! πŸŽͺ A brand new, interactive, community-driven part of Shoebox where those beloved side events finally get the SPOTLIGHT they DESERVE. ✨
Think YOU can stand atop the Judge's Tower?
Or will you be crowned the most Forgetful Fish of them all at DandΓ’n challenge? πŸŸπŸ’­ #MTGCube

04.08.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

The latest noises from Western govts about recognising Palestine as a state are a worthless attempt to wash their hands of blood while rewarding Israel’s genocide with the disarmament of Hamas. There may not BE a Palestine by Sept, and there will certainly not be a Palestine if they have to disarm.

31.07.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Italian legends booster pack

Italian legends booster pack

Huh did not know we still had one of these

30.07.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning bath aka β€œact extra cute so mother will remember to give us breakfast” time πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ

30.07.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A box full of books with one little dratini in the middle of them

A box full of books with one little dratini in the middle of them

Packing level: expert

29.07.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, who's BEHIND all this Shoebox-ery? πŸ‘€
We're extremely fortunate to have an incredible roster of experienced staff from all corners of the Magic (and especially Cube) community!
Let's start off our staff highlights with a familiar face -- @niphette.bsky.social! πŸ‘βœ¨ #MTGCube

29.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

the cuuubiest cube

26.07.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once 3-0’d a LOTR draft by splashing Sauron in my GW hobbits deck

25.07.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to clarify-- this is, barring catastrophe, the very final push for aid. Helping me here means I can support myself AND pass on the fortune once I have more breathing room. Are you upset about the rising threat to LGBTQ people? This is how.

25.07.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my record is like 3 turns or something 😭😭😭

24.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds super fun! An interesting variant on team play

24.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good reminder, thank you. I do think it’s valid to feel pigeon-holed and condescended by the assumption that romance is the one thing that’s needed to appeal to women, which is equally a manifestation of the misogyny you’re describing

24.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also just saw the β€œpoking into” in the next sentence 🀒

24.07.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably thought he was being so funny as well. This is pissing me right off and I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet

24.07.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right Wizards, clearly the way to get more women playing is to cut the measly amounts of material support you were putting into projects that actually made a difference, and instead make pink mana or whatever this is going to end up being! Because that’s What Women Want!! πŸ˜˜πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

24.07.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

"penetration with people who identify as female"

Woah, that is one of the most disgusting, old man executive terms to be described as

Also, I'm not just a Kpop and romance fangirl, I (and many others) are well-rounded humans with other hobbies and heaven forbid enjoy the magic IP.

What the fuck 😳

24.07.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

How am I supposed to function when Scryfall is down???

24.07.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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1/3 of people in Gaza haven’t eaten for several days in a row. Huge swathes of the population are facing famine conditions.

But this isn’t a famine. It’s forced starvation at the hands of the Israeli death machine. It’s genocide.

And our government is complicit.

23.07.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

One time I was extremely hungover in Alberta and I ordered a side of bacon, two slices of toast, and a side of gravy for breakfast so I could make my own butty. And a fruit cup, because, you know, healthy eating and all that

23.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

23.07.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely a coincidence, but a happy one! πŸ₯°

22.07.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmaoo

22.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fr it feels easier to do three of them at once than one at a time and I can't explain that

(I can explain that)

(it's adhd)

22.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LPT: I strongly advise against moving apartments, planning your wedding, and making a convention at the same time πŸ₯²

22.07.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fair fuckin play haha

22.07.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol WUT what kind of salon is this?!?

22.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool hoodie and also sick jerseys in the background!! Haha I see what you did there with the framing

22.07.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tag urself I’m left ✨ emoji

22.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey hey, what a great segue!
At Shoebox, we know that creators are part of what makes our community AMAZING.
Whether you're an artist, a content creator, or a mysterious ✨OTHER✨ very cool thing, we'd love to see you at this event celebrating connection and joyful belonging in Magic. ❀️

22.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Today is one of those rare, hopeful, anxious, vibrating-with-joy days where we get to share something we’ve been working on with the world…

Introducing Shoebox: a convention about joyful belonging in Magic. About validation, not just dopamine. About community. And above all, about FUN.

22.07.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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