manic pixie dream squirrel

blue sky

I think Kate Berlant only gets cast for things when producers/directors have their heart set on Kathryn Hahn but they can’t afford her

this sounds like a made up “and everyone clapped” moment but i swear it’s true

elderly woman next to me in the coffee shop talking to her friends: you know what’s all over the news? the trans. who cares if you were biologically born one way. i don’t care! i just want to stop hearing about it on the news!

AKA i am neurodivergent

I was authentic before authenticity was cool

me when i’m cursed by the conservative devil to not be able to say pronouns in any capacity anymore, but i’m at a football game in my home state of north carolina:

if it’s a woman vs the world i’m always going to empathize and heavily question the world’s perspective before i side with the world…. #haha

#pontificating and #considering how nightmarish watching johnny depp’s
reception was in 2022 as an SA survivor…. just had to sit idly by and watch people i thought respected survivors and women fall for a blatant smear campaign…. and then he won.. Lol!

MOST FAMOUS ART FROM EVERY DENOMINATION and it has the last super for Catholic, Trinity by Rublev for Orthodox, and the veggies takes for Protestants because it’s good to make fun of Protestants esp. evangelicals

when i was little my dream job was to be an auctioneer

IF YOURE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR KAMALA STAY IN LINE

repost if you have #swag

fuck it - poem on the bluesky

the library should host a monthly 'how to cook an egg' night where adults and children alike are provided a quiet, judgment free space to learn to properly cook an egg. this would do society a lot of good

Emily in Paris, Texas

sorry i can’t be him

the world if my friends would let me bite them

a two person horse costume

i will have 2 children. one will be named fred. the other, durst. they will bear the names much like 2 men on the either end of a horse costume.

yes

none burger left pickle

has anyone heard of the band radiohead

awesome

@youngiowa.bsky.social you

people who act like misandry and misogyny are equal things are actually so fucking funny

my beast

yayyyyy

fuck being amicable i truly wish some people from my past the worst and likeeee i don’t really even feel sorry about it🤣 hope none of your dreams come true and that you never experience true unconditional love and that when you think about me you feel so much shame and regret 😙 #SundayThoughts #Amen