David Staples Edmonton Journal Opinion - Parody

That's a lot of effort to post to a satire profile.

This is a woman who was bragging about being feted by a company that monetizes revenge porn. What a ghoul.

Joe Biden: It Would Be an Insult to My Dead Son for Everyone to Have Healthcare The former vice president released an ad invoking family tragedy and attacking rivals who have plans to ensure everyone has access to healthcare.

Good read on one of many vile things Joe Biden did as president. Hell is not hot enough for him imo.

Bruce is a good dude, who unfortunately has to work with a disinformation peddler like myself and is employed by an American Hedge fund. Not his fault, tho, he doesn't agree with me on much and there are only so many to get paid as a hockey analyst.

Ok, just to be clear, your policy is that any man who claims to be transgender should be allowed to walk around a dressing room naked.

Read.

Even though I've been screaming for 9 years that *anyone* would be better than Trudeau, who's sultry voice triggers me to no end, but now that the Liberals are poised to nominate someone competent, I need to really twist myself into a pretzel to tell you why he's way, way, worse.
By David Staples.

I'd love to cheer for Canada right now, but that's a surprisingly difficult decision to make right now.

I'm shocked to the core that Trump's tariff threats have nothing to do with fentanyl coming across the Alberta border. I totally thought that he was an honest broker. Oops, my bad I guess 🤷‍♂️

pssst....this is a parody account. Davie is a twitter guy.

Is Canada worth fighting for? Not as long as Trudeau's existence forces me to scream into a pillow every night.
By David Staples

It's incomprehensible that the guy who bought Twitter because too many Nazis were being banned threw a Nazi salute at a Trump Rally.
By David Staples.

Wow

ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt says its antisemitic when people tweet "Free Palestine" at him.

That was just Elons *freedom wave." Real Jewish allies like myself know that true antisemitism is people being upset about what's happening in Gaza.

I had to quickly Google why Carney is possibly even worse than Trudeau, but now that I have, I'm very confident that I'm right.
By David Staples

Tickets are selling fast for the greatest mind of our time, Jordan Peterson! Get them before they're gone!

DEI is so insidious that no straight white male academic is able to speak out against (presumably, which is why it's up to me, who hasn't been on campus for 40 years, to speak out against this injustice towards people who barely graduated from high school).
By David Staples

Won't someone think of the poor, disadvantaged straight white men?
By David Staples

Justin Trudeau has made me more racist, but electing Polievre will make me fee more comfortable being racist, so let's do that.
By David Staples.

Why we need more proven fuels like nuclear rather than unproven solar and wind that only produce over twice as much globally.
By David Staples

Pierre Polievre's viral speech that no one saw was so full of Trudeau zingers that I liked that it's clear that he's got what it takes to be our next leader.
By David Staples
(disclaimer: paid advertisement of the Conservative Party of Canada)

Why Danielle Smith is smart to spend $50M to placate an impulsive president who couldn't find Alberta on a map.
By David Staples.