Shawn Emily

Or you had an installer who was ready to wheel and deal

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

US Godzilla being a massive out of shape guy they need to keep dragging out for ever bigger heels makes him slot perfectly into the cultural archetype also fulfilled by Undertaker

He would've been the biggest heel in the business in the 70's, pair him with Blassie and print money

Savage leaning into the past and coming from "I always knew this was how you truly were and I have to beat you once and for all" would've been great

If you catch Dracula not protecting his chest, you better stake that fucker in the heart while you have a chance

Gotta have the win here to extend the lead going into the City game.

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

An incredible and demented move

Sabu going full Cousin Eddie and dumping the waste tank down the runoff sewer at the Motel 6 right before rolling out 😆

Oh noooo

Cool, if a Democrat did some shit, I also want them punished

If you're calling me at 5:56 AM, somebody better be in the hospital

Let's all laugh and point at the Bears

Pat McAfee dancing on the College Gameday desk

Jolly Flatboatmen in Port, by George Caleb Bingham, 1857, 📸 by @joshuagateley

Tyson has to interfere in Logan Paul's Mania match now, right?

Gronk is gonna whoop Shaq's ass when he learns Shaq is allowed to be in USAA

Please let Mike have 2 rounds of 1988 Mike left in him

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything

Supermarket Sweep on Plex