When the writers of MAD Magazine name your Mayor
20.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 207 🔁 21 💬 10 📌 0@craftylefty2126.bsky.social
The secret's in the dirt, brother. Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/golf/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
When the writers of MAD Magazine name your Mayor
20.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 207 🔁 21 💬 10 📌 0Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
19.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 4156 🔁 496 💬 73 📌 54Just got to the 1988 season NFC title game against Chicago, and I’m sorry to my Bears mutuals, but that was some quality shit. Bless you, native Chicagoan Keena Turner.
20.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Bulls are "up" to the No. 9 spot in the lottery standings. They've lost 10 of their last 11. Somehow there are 26 games left in this season.
20.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Is Lenny Bruce afraid?
19.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell yeah
19.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes we absolutely can
19.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 3008 🔁 660 💬 18 📌 80PGA fashion is really evolving. Guys aren't just wearing tan on tan when it's dry outside. They even have Tanimal rain gear. True trendsetters, really
19.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WE HAVE A GOLD MEDALIST ON OUR HANDS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN‼️
LET’S GO, LAILA EDWARDS 🇺🇸🥇
Team USA allowed two goals total in the Olympics. That's fuckin insane.
19.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 190 🔁 45 💬 3 📌 7Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free
19.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 1076 🔁 195 💬 20 📌 6I need a fucking cigarette after that
19.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Canadian defender can kindly reclaim the jock she got juked out of at the front desk on the way out
19.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0KELLER HOLY FUCK
19.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 020 minutes of this shit is asking entirely too much, man. The pace is absurd.
19.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What an incredible play by Murphy, holy shit
19.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See y'all on the other side
19.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those of you who aren't usually into hockey:
Welcome and enjoy spending the next 20 or fewer minutes having a mild panic attack!
All must suffer.
19.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 150 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0STILL WITH HER
19.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 58 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0A photo of Hillary night that looks like a campaign poster that says Hillary 2016.
Reaching deep into the reaction pic vault for this one
19.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 93 🔁 21 💬 9 📌 4And no shootout for the gold, get rid of that shit. Play as long as it takes.
19.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03v3 is great to avoid shootouts in the earlier rounds, but once you get to a medal match, it should really just be 5v5 like the NHL does come playoff time.
19.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0base jumper
overtime hockey baby
19.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 280 🔁 24 💬 6 📌 1PLAY FUCKIN FREEBIRD
19.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sorry I misread your post, I thought we were basing the entire economy on that guy who said he'd be my bodyguard if I'd be his long lost pal
19.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 52 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 0Well last week was a bag of ass. Let's try this again.
Genesis Invitational: Patrick Cantlay - historically great at Riviera, T14 last week, not too shabby on poa.
Couldn’t just cruise to a 15-point, metric shifting W, not this squad
19.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0