Ryan, smiling politely

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

The Cubs have the second-best record in baseball and they're 3 back in their own division. It's fucking maddening.

The Cubs have plenty of warts, but it also didn't help that Milwaukee turned into God's perfect baseball team for basically all of July

“Really no idea why this guy suddenly can’t throw hard anymore.”

“We’ll give you two prospects for him”

Godspeed, Norm. We believe in you.

Alright, let’s do this, buddy.

His velo was down in his last three starts before the deadline or some shit

Street kid, if you’re curious

Cyberpunk 2077 free on PS+? Couple hours in, having a blast being absolute dogshit even on easy mode

I’m currently working on dropping 40-50 lbs in the next couple of years just so I can be healthier in my 40s and I’d surely get mileage out of this as a workout.

I don't even need the sim bit, honestly. Just a mat and a net and the right youtube videos. Just for something to do.

This would fix me

I know it'd be a way in which I would actually enjoy getting exercise on the regular year-round, so maybe I'll finagle a way.

I'd absolutely consider doing this if my garage ceiling were tall enough for me to swing a club, but alas...

Bluesky needs a "turn off reposts" option. Some of you are friends with a bunch of idiots.

Gives me the chance to post one of my favorite newspaper headlines of all time. I used to have the print copy of this pinned to the wall of my cubicle.

"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in America. No I'm not.

Congratulating myself on how much money I saved on my birthday party because nobody showed up

I'll get a moderate chuckle out of it when he finishes fifth in Iowa in a couple of years.

Chuck Daly in the grave like, "goddamn, man, just Google me."

They had a great ending to the show and fucking ruined it by bringing back Lesnar.

You have so few dates left with Cena and this is how you’re gonna spend some of them?

They brought Lesnar back

Oh fuck this go away

I like them both but also lol yeah kinda

More kickouts than a black and gold NXT main event.

Ok this is too much. Bring it home already

[banging fists on the table]
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