Jan

When I win the lottery, the first thing I'm going to buy is a pot to piss in. I've always wanted one of those.

Season finale of "The Government". Midnight.

Krazyeyed Kash is pretty defensive and argumentative again today. That's a great way to NOT answer any questions.

So, are there any bets on how long President Trump will stick to the 9/11 theme during his remarks at the Pentagon ceremony today?

Ain't that the truth!

I should cash in my winning powerball ticket, but I would hate to have people start treating me differently just because I won that that $3.00.

Oh, somebodies getting pretty worked up. Bet we have a cocaine break soon....

Watching Chuck Grassley kiss Kennedy's dick is just sickening.

There is something seriously wrong with the people in Congress. Especially the women representatives that are not standing against the rape and trafficking of children. They should be doubly ashamed of themselves. What is wrong with these people?

If I just lie in bed long enough, perhaps my bladder will realize it's not the boss of me.

I never realize how boring my life is until someone asks me what I like to do for fun, and I can't think of a thing.

I just watched the cat chase a fly for ten minutes and I thought to myself, “Cats are so easily entertained.” Then I realized, I just watched the cat chase a fly for ten minutes.

If I ever have one of those, "I've fallen and can't get up" moments... for heavens sake don't sit there and rub my head! Leave my head alone! Why on earth is everyone on TV rubbing those poor women's heads. Anyhow, don't rub my head.

Not sure if it's just me, but every once in awhile, there's that one person I'd just like to slap up and say, "What the hell's wrong with you!?"

Ahh, is her Ozempic costing too much?

Let me know when this show is over, will ya? I am just too old to watch this much dick stroking.

Is anyone taking notice of "our" White House? It's beginning to oddly resemble the decor of the Kremlin.

Well, just look at the mouthy little wimp, who wouldn't believe that.

Trump stated homeless individuals would be relocated “far from the capital” to unspecified locations. How long before they send them to Alligator Alcatraz? Is that the plan?

No one should want any of this Epstein stuff to go away. These rich white old guys were getting away with molesting and raping young girls. How many of them are still getting away with it?

Did anyone honestly believe it would turn out differently?

If elected officials stopped name calling, political discourse could improve significantly. Personal attacks are derailing substantive debates. This is polarizing voters, and eroding trust in our government. They have to begin focusing on policy over insults.

Bibi: We aren't murdering enough people in Gaza, so let's start murdering some in Iran.

Putin?

Does anyone remember why so many Democrats, including every member of the party’s leadership team voted to have Mike Johnson as speaker?

Starting soon! "Battle of the Billionaires". This should be great fun! Get the popcorn!

Israel: Let's starve them first, then bring in food and murder them.

YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Clips THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY Clip - "7 Minute Abs" (1998) Ben Stiller

When I hear trumf speaking about how prices are going down, this what I always actually hear
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I'm flabbergasted that people are thinking that neither Putin nor Trump are going to keep their word. How can that be? Shocking! Mind blowing!

Piss on James Comey. All of this crap we are dealing with began with him.