Cheatsy

LOVE texting my father something significant and getting the fucking 👍 boomer response.

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Uh oh @goforrob.bsky.social @darkhumorgirl.bsky.social

GIMME DAT DOUGH

Aww. Happy anniversary! You guys are the best.

Oh I know

Lmao no. We’re on the same page with that one.

Welp. Aaron wants me to die.

That’s cool

No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.

Well it still looks fun!

BITCH OF SON!!! I’m stealing this shit.

Well done

Yeah. I don’t like it

I HATE YOU AUTOCORECT

Not now. I can’t handle this.

A post by Rebecca Johnson: “I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.” A tumblr respond from mightymur: “The final, brilliant word on passive voice. "She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive "Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

Lmaoooo. RIP your sanity

They talking shit on your drink @yomahomes.bsky.social

No shit I'm furious. I spent eleven years learning to write well about complex topics in ethical ways, often for criminally low rates, because I believe that work's important. It's deeply insulting to see a total dipshit get fabulously wealthy for telling the rich what they want to hear!

That would be iconic. Cant really afford that right now. Lol

Fuck you. I refuse to spend ANY money in Florida. Idiots.

DIG through the ditches
And BURN through the witches
And WORK as a waitress
In a COCKTAIL BAR

WE RIDE AT DAWN!!!

I hate men (derogatory)

You’re so adorable

I need details

Ayeeee. Hello thighs.

Ryan Murphy on speed dial with his reoccurring collection of white boys

Orange cat that loves to hang out on my patio chairs.

I have a squatter!!!!

WOW....👀👀👀

That show was phenomenal!!

You might need to see this as well @theweirdmachine.bsky.social