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Shannon

@smilum.bsky.social

Honkers bonkers.

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Latest posts by smilum.bsky.social on Bluesky

My calicoish cat stands at my front door peering out menacingly.

My calicoish cat stands at my front door peering out menacingly.

My calicoish cat stands at my front door peering out menacingly.

My calicoish cat stands at my front door peering out menacingly.

Computer enhance.

31.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Well, yeah, I'd love to meet you wherever these are.

16.01.2026 04:17 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I flew too close to the sun here.

21.12.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idc. I'm going to have fun watching the greatest tight end of all time play for my team today! Let's fucking go❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

21.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Did Brady just say, "I know he's pissed off?" 🤣

21.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chiefs out. Entering my hater era.

14.12.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get out you dirty fucking bitch

14.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

INTO THE SUN

08.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Strawberry banana is the worst flavor combo. It had to be said.

06.12.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just found out I'm the age where if I see someone working on a commercial building, I want to stop and say, "what are they puttin in there?"

29.11.2025 16:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the Midwest we call it by it's full Christian name, Ross Dress For Less.

29.11.2025 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol what do you MEAN we won

23.11.2025 21:38 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

🙏🙏🙏

23.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KAREEM❤️

23.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

relatable

23.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wish every NFL announcer would get off Jawaan Taylor's dick.

23.11.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MFR

17.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok I was acting wild.

03.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

COTY idc idc idc

02.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Andy Reid has elephant nuts.

02.11.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did they sincerely just put up Rashee's arrest record in a graphic? I hate this league sometimes.

28.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like Joe Buck's Pussy-Bow Pink lipgloss.

28.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHY WAS THAT RAT ON TV?!

27.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cats are always acting scorned when they haven't been at all scorned.

26.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just decided how I want my will read

23.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess I just hopped on to complain about football which i simultaneously also live for.

21.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not like the background chime sounds on the broadcast.

21.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't like her calling him "Todd" instead of Coach Bowles.

21.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, baseball is such a beautiful game.

18.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"What radicalized you?"

The Dollar General deodorant alarm.

16.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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