Tim Rayborn

Facts.

TfTO is a favorite of mine; I unironically love it!

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

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Described as a “literary raconteur” and a “virtuoso,” Tim Rayborn admits to nothing, but it’s true that he’s a versatile writer, award-winning editor, and an acclaimed musician. ...

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UK Conservatives Roasted After Chocolate Bar Criticizing Liberals Contains Epic Typo

Yiiiiikes 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Huh. Imagine that.

Trump is Killing The American Economy. Is it On Purpose?

A book cover image of Red Riding Hood carrying a lantern in a spooky forest, and arriving at her grandmother's house, which looks quite ominous.

Published today! Spooky season is almost upon us, and what better way to enjoy it than with my new book with all those original, horrible endings to classic (and unknown) fairy tales?

Featuring incredible art by Neil Evans, it's available in bookstores worldwide and at your favorite online shop!

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

@amoneyresists.bsky.social

This might be easier for some to read.

anti- 🧊 *concert*
in Los Angeles

Yes, please!

When mockery of the regime in power becomes “mainstream,” it’s generally symbolic of the end of the regime. Spitting images ( wax puppets) in the UK, almost single-handedly ended the careers of several British politicians, most notable being Thatcher. South Park deserves an Emmy .

Me when I have had 1 minute in the treadmill…. 🐹

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This party needs to wake up. These guys aren't screwing around... They're assassins when it comes to the way they weaponize grievance and the way they play politics. Enough! What more goddamn evidence do we need? They have rolled back the last half century in real time!"

Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!

Ozzy Osbourne meets Paul McCartney for the first time, 2001.

A picture of the Mandalorian from Star Wars holding his rifle, with little Grogu standing at his feet.

I'm very happy to be able to announce that I recently finished writing work on an IP (i.e., official) book project for a rather small franchise you might have heard of. Coming next year, from a galaxy far, far away...

Goodnight friends.

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ICE crossed a line in LA

Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey

Siamese cat in deep sleep on a chair, next to Tim's book, Scary Book of Christmas Lore.

I talked with my editor at Cider Mill/Harper Collins a few days ago, and he told me that my Scary Book of Christmas Lore has sold over 50,000 copies!

WHAT? That's wild and I'm thrilled! Mizu was so shocked at the news that she fainted. Okay, she's a cat and can't read, but she's clearly excited!

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Dear god let this man cook.

It's a voter suppression act and you should be ashamed of yourself. I hope you get removed in the primaries, if there are even still elections in 2026.