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olivia coleman my favorite gay man

Teens in my store why am I 48 I miss the 90s

You make me feel like a Natural Twenty

“Clementine Beyoncé Annabeth Katara Cher Julia Wicker Jacinto come get your dinner! Bring your brother August Perseus Peter Cetera Quartz Wendy’sSpicyNuggetswithBBQ Jacinto with you!!”

“Oh Manny we sure did raise some amazing children, my love.”

I WILL be naming my future daughter Clementine

Weather showing sunny and high 50a to low 70s for the next 6 days

6 more weeks my ass you stupid fucking rodent this is why no one likes your fat, toothy ass. Get in the air fryer, biggums

Christianity is always at the scene of the fucking crime huh

When your oomf is a midwestern white girl

The VVITCH (2015)

#NW

I think Megan is thee baddest woman on this planet

Stiles looking at Derek:

Tag on fitted sheet that says “TOP OR BOTTOM QUEEN”

#versfem

So we’re all dressing up to watch Devil Wears Prada 2 on May 1st right?

Carrie Understood and Carrie Thunderwood are both on my drag name list

13 yo scene kid’s Spotify wrapped in 2011:

Bitches love to see someone outwardly expressing an intense emotion and be like “omg ur aura, what’s wrong?”

I JUST finished a crown of candy and I wanna watch ALL of Fantasy High cuz it’s been a while and I never watched season 3 but I just calculated it and it’ll take about 124 hours 🫠

What do you mean that a zion girl’s mom is Bobby Hill

Ugh I’ve tried like a dozen times now to reply with the perfect clip but it won’t let me so just know I think you’re lying

So turns out no one knows definitively

Where the fuck does the word dildo come from

Francine Smith in a field with text that reads “Tip 1: Visualize yourself in a barley field.”

Trying desperately to go to sleep still

Oh real

Boooo Harry presenting not Beyoncé yall I’m going to sleep

The way this could be so many people with you. (Who is it?)

CHER HAHAHA PLEASEEE

Fucking weeping there were so many legends on that stage just now

He sounds like the damn Billy goats gruff on the fucking Grammy stage

Post Malone is such a good reminder to go for your dreams. You don’t even have to be able to sing to be a chart topping singer! Take that job you’re not at all qualified for, you got this girl!

GAGITAAAA