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Why the FUCK does this only have one season

the muppets. (Tv series - 2015)

#NW

I hate this shit wtf you mean low of 29 high of 64

Need Taron Egerton like I need my next breath

You’ll wear it when we get married

Y’all what if we really ARE in the bad place?

Beyoncé

I think you guys might be thinking about other people too much.

Someone on Twitter named greghouseapologist trying to say Trixie and Caleb Hearon are transphobic

*kissing Benson Boone’s rosacea* “Who hurt you?”

Ik he hates duck/wabbit theathon

Omfg you would BODY this

Oh y’all still watch traditional news outlets? Weird lol I get all my information from KMNN (Kelly Mantle News Network)

I’m a stupid dumb bitch who is an idiot

Y’all do NOT take sumatriptan and ibuprofen on an empty stomach for back pain. I’m at work lowk tweaking. I feel like an opened envelope and I’m about to shit myself

How tf is Half His Age Jennette McCurdy’s debut album…?

Y’all have any norepinephrine I could borrow? I really need to function in society

This fucking breakfast burger just splooged molten egg yolk all over me. My messy girl

PLEASE I thought you meant Mark Indelicato like now as an adult

sabrina carpenter rizzing up nicole kidman
eric adams doing the same to ziwe….
this is gonna be a loooonnggggg month

Smosh at the Royal Court season 3 premiere oh worlds are colliding I’ve been waiting for the big one and I feel it coming. It’s gonna be Courtney on RC, it’s gonna be Trixie on Smosh Mouth, it’s gonna be Caleb on Bit City

MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."

Lucky - from Now You See Me: Now You Don’t

OH PERIODT

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ZOHRAN YES

It was me my beloved

Finding out there’s ANOTHER organized crime syndicate based around a signature color

EEEEEEN wrong answer, forehead

@rahulkohli13.bsky.social spread em

The one with the cartoon name?

I’m truly so happy for you but unfortunately will be hexing you this evening