banternn

Will be happy to see her go, and terrified about the probable white man that will replace her

Building a community around me (lying on the ground covered in ants)

Me hearing the news about AI data centers being built

i can’t stop making soup, it is the answer to all problems

Lazy doesn't exist, anyone who calls you lazy is a cop

Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT

intercourse is when you bring food into the bedroom

in the olden days they didn’t have phone sex. but they did have letterhead

I was recently put on a shit list.
((bows gratuitously))

Relatable

I absolutely love Loop Hero, such an addicting game and the art & aesthetic of the game is so cool! Awesome stuff.

I see what you did there 🤭

People don’t kiss buttholes like they used to.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel.

Human beings create goods & services.
Human beings create OUR government.
Human beings pay taxes.

The only acceptable function of government is taking care of Human beings, building safe stable infrastructure, regulating industries’ pollution, providing healthcare for all, social safety.

This shit is fucking disgusting. Fuck this eugenicist bullshit.

(looking down at the wet spot on my pants) i made a pisstake

i’m starting to think that if i allowed it our cat would weigh 3000 lbs

Spotify Wrapped but for all the times i peed my pants a little

I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled

I know the feeling, it’s hard to resist the urge for ice cold lactose

[guy who only wears khakis to bukkakes]

these are my bukkhakis

Happy turkey day, y’all.

I see you're “proudly” patriotic? Well done for being born in a country

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

trueing. have thought about this since i was a kid.

sometimes i wish i could stop talking when i'm in the middle of talking but i never can

Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.