Missy

If you're a leftist this is the best day since... when

fandom is crazy bc wdym we're collectively watching a trump speech for taylor swift

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Now now, let’s leave some jokes for tomorrow. Pace yourselves, guys.

Yep

I'll see you and raise you The Wedding Date

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Oh nooo. I teach high school English and one of my students proudly showed me her copy that she just got for Christmas. I haven't read it but I was showing my enthusiasm and encouragement. Eek

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

there is a 24/7 right-wing propaganda apparatus that operates across multiple mediums and it designed to do exactly this: smother any kind of local, material concern with cultural war signifiers and cultivate a “political affiliation as team sport” ethos

gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods

barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia

Amazon and Walmart are the largest US companies by both revenue and number of employees.

But 87% of jobs for Amazon and 91% for Walmart pay less than $20/hr.

Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is worth $229B and the Walton family is worth roughly $270B.

See the problem here?

Picture of some graffiti on a pavement that reads "U got this slut"

Monday Motivation

every media segment about bluesky

Folks online talking about the need for a womenswear version of @dieworkwear.bsky.social and I realize, oh, fuck, that might be me.

Hi, I'm OMG!ThatDress! and since 2010 I've run an extremely popular Tumblr account discussing fashion history and roasting ugly celebrity fashion on the red carpet.

I would use Marvel titles.. "America: Love and Thunder"

Batman villains

First picture of the new cabinet members!

Shout-out to the single ladiessss

Ukrainian resistance: heroism

Palestinian resistance: terrorism

"Hostage-taking of civilians is a war crime.

What we’re witnessing in the Middle East right now are multiple war crimes.

Some of us condemn war crimes there, regardless of whether the perpetrators are Israeli or Palestinian.

Some only condemn war crimes by Palestinians."

Mehdi Hasan

I have immense sympathy for the global Jewish population and the millennia of oppression they have suffered but that doesn't excuse the fact that Israel runs an apartheid state that is actively engaged in genocide against the indigenous Palestinian populations in the area at the behest of The West

A list of some of my favorite palindromes:

"Lonely Tylenol."

"Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."

"Step on no pets."

"Do geese see God?"

"A Toyota's a Toyota."

"Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod."

"I saw desserts; I'd no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I."

"Meet animals; laminate 'em."