adam

it’s the small things 🤲🏻

v smug that I didn’t get on the super busy bus everyone else just got on and waited 2 more mins and now on a super quiet one

the photo shows a sign in a Uniqlo store that describes socks as ‘causal’ as opposed to ‘casual’ with the casual socks in the background. the sock designs include a grey and white one, both with stripes above the ankle

thinking about the implications of wearing a causal sock

put on my socks before my underwear so today’s a write-off

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

… might have to not be on social media for a week or so

kinda ironic that my delay repay claims are themselves delayed bc there’s been so many delays recently

oh baby we are implementing SILENT carriages on my trains

also more trains in general

adult only carriages on trains as my first act as prime minister

an AI generated image in the cartoon style of an emoji showing a hot dog with lettuce, mustard and tomato sauce with a sausage dog’s head on top of it

An AI generated image in the style of a cartoon emoji of an overweight sausage dog with a cross section of it that looks like sausage meat

think I worked out how to scramble Apple’s Genmoji AI feature by searching ‘sausage dog in a roll’

I am once again complaining about things I experience on trains (I promise I’m not always grumpy)

immediate judgment if I hear your Ring doorbell jingle sound off in public

another train related post (sorry): it should be illegal to eat smelly or noisy food on the train xxxxx

they only put on 4 carriages instead of the 12 they were meant to 😭 what a fuck up

once again punishing myself by getting the 2hr30mins London Northwestern train from Birmingham to London to save £20. turns out everyone else did the same because there’s not even standing room on this service

fuck seagulls and their 4am squawking

adult-only quiet coaches on trains when

might just start having debates with Reform supporters on posts in my local Facebook page because I just can’t let people spark off without being challenged over stupid things

I mean no disrespect, but Tom Daley? Really? Can we not celebrate someone else? What has he done in the last 12 months of note? Seriously?

I mean c’mon it’s unfair

will not recover from that White Lotus Twink™️ photoshoot

i know it’s been said many times but bsky really needs private accounts I have so many boring thoughts to post

can’t believe I’m going to hear Let’s Have a Kiki live with my mum tonight

Scissor Sisters and Kylie touring at the same time... HUGE week for gays in their 30s

too many Florence + the Machine fans in the UK #Eurovision

this Nemo look is giving Marry the Night #Eurovision

I want her to do UK Prides so I can hear her say c*nt #Eurovision

it’s giving FIFA video game #Eurovision

not ideal but the Eurovision app has all the original lyrics and translated versions!