RJ the Jank Monarch

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

With all due respect, Mayor Wilson, none of this means anything unless your actions stop the violence against our city. You and I, and all your constituents know that this fine won't do that. Even if it goes through, it'll be too little too late. Your people are being brutalized. Do something real.

And only one item for more than $10!

Yeah that shirt goes unbelievably hard.

Unbelievable thrifting day today.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde ass situation

God gives his hardest-won glories to his horniest duelists.

Is that your exchange price for the mat or...

How that guy standing next to your table at locals looks at you halfway through your match when he asks if you have trades.

It was! A figure is something I never would have gotten for myself, but a figure like this of specifically Stardust Dragon is really cool and I think "Something a person would never buy for themselves but makes them happy" is the definition of a good gift.

Box for a Stardust Dragon figure with pictures of five superhero-like poses

The box has a bunch of suggested poses, and I'm pretty sure if I tried any one of them, my Stardust would collapse in on himself like a freshly forming neutron star.

A dear friend gave me this Stardust Dragon figure for Christmas, and I finally took the time to put it together.

It looks amazing, and Also I have never met one of God's creations that poses this much danger to itself.

And NONE of that can still exist if the events of Arcane are canon.

I have no idea what the fuck they want to do with Camille, considering Clan Ferros' colonial extraction of "hex crystals" from Shurima is the foundation of hextech and heavily implied to be both a huge source of Piltover's "progress" and a major contributor to Zaun's exploitation and pollution.

Horrifying

Like did you know that Zaun has a university that's similarly respected to Piltover's?

Or that the Sump has unique community, industry and culture and isn't just a living graveyard for the poor and disabled?

How about Zaun's world-famous performing arts scene? Or its botany and horticulture?

I enjoyed Arcane, but goddamn did it do Zaun's lore dirty.

Their wuss-ass liberal reform "at least there are lesbians" story could not handle an unambiguously good man who has good relationships with both his chosen family and born family and developed a flourishing community representing a valid alternative to the innate violence of the current system.

The splash art for League of Legends' Ekko, in which he sits with his sword? Bat??? over his shoulder

Eternally pissed about what Arcane did to my goat

Oh my guy is truly right leaning.

My god if she knocked me out and that was the last thing I saw until morning, I'd say it was a good night.

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

This one's got an absolutely stunning ghost rare.

Gotta bring the star charts for after.

God I'm always saying that the only thing holding back Duel Links from being the shining face of Yugioh is the fact that it's an utterly miserable gacha game.

RJ in a bat kigu and kat-themed apron

Putting on that antifa super soldier armor to jump into the Portland trenches.

(I'm cleaning my kitchen)

They own me tbh