WowCoolRobot's Avatar

WowCoolRobot

@wowcoolrobot.bsky.social

blegh

1,377 Followers  |  369 Following  |  17,845 Posts  |  Joined: 29.06.2023  |  2.5413

Latest posts by wowcoolrobot.bsky.social on Bluesky

TMNT Mutant Mayhem poster, featuring teenage mutant ninja turtles that look like teens instead of idk 25 year old athletes

TMNT Mutant Mayhem poster, featuring teenage mutant ninja turtles that look like teens instead of idk 25 year old athletes

oh I kinda forgot Leatherhead was not always a girl

it's very cute and fun, actually like one of the best TMNT things, and they feel like 14 year old teen teens instead of sort of 20 something athletes

but like Braces Mikey, Glasses Donny and Missing Tooth Raphael are fun but absent designs

18.02.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Saw someone mention this online and couldn't resist making my own

(Home Depot jellyfish lamp + Metroid amiibo)

18.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't what the difference between what WOTC is doing, and intentionally destroying their game to replace it with a funko pop casual commander would look like

18.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the original post, with the labels of "20+ Blocks" indicating she's being blocked and the "Joined Mar 25" label indicating her account was created in March of 2025. This is well after Elon Musk bought Twitter and made it a pro Nazi site, which I must presume the user was fine with

a screenshot of the original post, with the labels of "20+ Blocks" indicating she's being blocked and the "Joined Mar 25" label indicating her account was created in March of 2025. This is well after Elon Musk bought Twitter and made it a pro Nazi site, which I must presume the user was fine with

wtf are you talking about? you got here almost two years after me

18.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hed definitely on my list of "who do we ABSOLUTELY need to include if this is a set we're doing"

those 5 villains, the 4 turtles, Splinter, April, Casey are the only ones I'd even consider for a "gets 2x Legendary Cards" list

but IDK it's also wild they use none of the current movie designs either

18.02.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would be absolutely shocked if there isn't a standard legal Baxter. but I guess they need 10x Leonardos or whatever

17.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

upside is I bought some Lorwyn Cards after playing in Lorwyn Prerelease and now I get to be done buying Magic cards

maybe for the year, maybe ever!

17.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but both companies are betting magic players don't want to get invested in TMNT lore, Magic players and TMNT Fans want to buy a thing they recognize (the 4 Ninja Turtles)

17.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the magic card Baxter Fly In the Ointment

the magic card Baxter Fly In the Ointment

although iirc this guy isn't Standard Legal either

magic spoiler dot com has what looks like everything

17.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh yeah, I guess one of the two is a Boss card

17.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having many unique named characters in a Universes Beyond set is different from having ~10 mechanically different versions of the main cast character in a Universes Beyond set

17.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ive seen I think two Baxters Stockmen

17.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you joined in March of 2025, you're the invader

17.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did not include them, EOE iirc had 3 (2 monowhite w The Serima and the 100 damage flagship, and 1 WUBRG) and then the commander decks each had 1 for a total of 5

but it's gonna be close as to whether Edge + Lorwyn has more Legends than TMNT has of core 4 TMNT (with or without Commander decks)

17.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the glut of UB for 2026 is bad for sure

but the set has too many Legendary Creatures across the product line with each of the 4 Ninja Brothers' name to avoid feeling very Spider-Man, even if it was always designed as a standard set.

17.02.2026 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought a 2 mana 1/3 is quite a bit better than a 3 mana 2/2 despite Kreat also having other stuff she does with goblins, if people only care about aggressive impact tremors in a RDW style Brawl deck or something

17.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kreat the Boltbringer magic the gathering card

Kreat the Boltbringer magic the gathering card

we already had Impact Tremors on an uncommon legendary for Pauper Commander

17.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are also cards like The Last Ronin, who is one of the turtles, but it's a mystery which of the them is the edgy brooding survivor whose softer brothers all died

ooooooh who could it beeeee

17.02.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate to bring this up bc we may have to check the final math: Edge of Eternities AND it's Commander decks only had 17 Legendary Creatures, so even including the 5 new Legends from Lorwyn Commander, the 4 turtles may have more cards than 2 sets & their Commander products

but EOE + ECL is only 28

17.02.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will be at least twice as many commander cards for TMNT's 4 titular Turtles (~32) than there were legendary creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed (16)

17.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 465    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

these are cool as hell

17.02.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn. there's like an easy 10 other cards I can think of that would have been great Bloomburrow reprints

17.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe they short printed Lorwyn Eclipsed for this slop

17.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and that's not even showing the 3 "Raphael And" combo cards for each pair of Turtles and several Commander and Pizza Box exclusive versions

If the set is so small they need ~10 copies of a character to have enough creatures to make a standard legal set, make a Commander deck instead.

17.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bubs Matrix

17.02.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone picking the centrist path is a Republican. Jig is up, baby. Clinton Wing of the Dem party is done. Go that way and die. If you want to win a seat, get on the side of the good guys. Or run as a Republican.

17.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 869    ๐Ÿ” 198    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

based on history, if you have an interest you should order immediately

there's been a few games Quinn has recommended I've tried to pick up and they're always sold out after like 24 hours

17.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does having the flag as a blocked word not do this? bc I thought it did this

16.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it probably is actually very good as a machine that sells "how to make a side hustle" courses to other bros

16.02.2026 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the recent Mutant Mayhem movie is very fun, they actually look and feel like teens, it's appealing to kids and has an upcoming sequel

Magic also doesn't seem to be using any of those designs.

16.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@wowcoolrobot is following 20 prominent accounts