WulfHelm

Sum up the 90's in five words or less.

Everyone does tbf.

#SkönWars just went global.

A MAN WITH A COLD. OIL ON CANVAS. With Big Bob Size A with Lemsip

A MAN WITH A COLD. OIL ON CANVAS. With Big Bob Size B with Lemsip

Big Bob is Big but just how big ?
A or B

Any bigger and it will be Bob on the sick bed !

Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.

The upcoming election of the Bretwalda will be adjudicated by the Mead Hall Returning Officer, AND ONLY THE MEAD HALL RETURNING OFFICER, in accordance with some ancient lore, or shit.

That is all.

Babes?

That's happened.

'BIGGER'

a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes . ALT: a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes .

M'Lady B has embarked on one of her intermittent health kicks.

This, apparently, involves an increased fruit intake.

I intend to fully support my good lady wife in her endeavours.

Viking porn ain't what it used to be.

Big Bob the Bastard is bigger than this.

This is the part where I pretend to care, yes?

Replace 'loves' with 'sincerely hopes he won't seek medical attention for the lower intestinal parasitic infection that will ultimately kill him', and we're close.

I am not eating sossidges.

So, no.

Dude. You need to see an arse doctor.

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) chicken chips n peas.

Lower. Spam, spam n spam.

Vegetarian/vegan option. Trill.

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

To the tune of Lilley the Pink.

Good morning.

Cook book. Spam. Bottles & goblet. Mead hall menu skit pic sort of thing. Oh, and a potato.

Well you sign my book please mister.

steve harvey says i 'm just sayin while holding a card ALT: steve harvey says i 'm just sayin while holding a card

Don't stray too far from the Mead Hall after dark.

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie making a face . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie making a face .

Blu ray.

Is this a Tibetan thing?

Make sure it's dead first.

As long as I get my tithe, we're cool.

1. Kill a Dragon.

How about this Amber! #TheArchers

You can afford a coat?

On what I pay you?