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Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.

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One of those, certainly.

10.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

Next week.

Kilns.

10.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

England is a state of mind.

An idea.

If you're painting the flag of Genoa on roundabouts, you don't get it.

And, sadly, you probably never will.

10.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 70    🔁 8    💬 8    📌 2

NERD FIGHT!

10.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0
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a stuffed fox wearing a green coat and tie is sitting in front of a door . ALT: a stuffed fox wearing a green coat and tie is sitting in front of a door .

The Rookie.

Episode 23 gazillion and four.

Nathan Fillion, having wandered into one of those bookshops that only exist on every second Thursday, and never in the same place twice, is finally introduced to his arch enemy and, ultimately, his nemesis.

10.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
10.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have no idea what this is meant to mean.

10.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Depends what you load it with.

10.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' . ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .
10.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Colcannon* with a gravy thick enough to slice

Lower tables. Spamcannon**

Vegetarian/vegan option. Trillcannon***

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

*bangers n mash, but Celtish

**spam n spam, but spam

***honestly, I don't care.

10.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 1

No.

10.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This week, Mr Pip has barked at

Homeopathy

Twirling

Kites

When Wolfbane blooms

Shoulder pads

Glitter pens

Windows 11

Sockets

Crumpets

Pantone 620

Breville Toasties

Potato profligacy

Shunting

Chervil

Quills

Shake n Vac

Madame Cholet

Plaid anything

and

Ashington.

10.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 86    🔁 6    💬 33    📌 3
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a man with a mustache says sorry about that in a netflix ad ALT: a man with a mustache says sorry about that in a netflix ad

Bit too good to qualify for #ShitBirdPhotos though.

10.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man wearing a blue helmet with beer cans on it says i 'll allow it ALT: a man wearing a blue helmet with beer cans on it says i 'll allow it
10.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from NYT Wirecutter headlined "These Boots Have Lasted Me 12 Years. Unfortunately, They're $600" with a graphic of a pair of (presumably quite nice) boots.

Screenshot from NYT Wirecutter headlined "These Boots Have Lasted Me 12 Years. Unfortunately, They're $600" with a graphic of a pair of (presumably quite nice) boots.

In case the actual serious reasons to be disgusted with the NYT aren't enough for you, Wirecutter posted this article and did not reference Sam Vimes ONCE:

10.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 139    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 4

The Catholic Church hates this one simple trick...

10.10.2025 10:40 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Interesting.

10.10.2025 10:10 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 0
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Happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.

10.10.2025 09:14 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Nobel peace prize 2025 live: María Corina Machado wins for work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela US president had been conducting campaign to influence prize committee

Damn it!

Pipped at the post again.

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

10.10.2025 09:20 — 👍 97    🔁 11    💬 27    📌 0

Yes, apart from the bit about getting to vote.

That's never going to happen.

10.10.2025 09:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In no way election related, potato related announcement commences.

10.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 59    🔁 3    💬 18    📌 1
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You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists

Subtle.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

10.10.2025 07:45 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0
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Antifa.

10.10.2025 07:09 — 👍 197    🔁 51    💬 2    📌 1
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A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.

10.10.2025 07:04 — 👍 109    🔁 10    💬 20    📌 1
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Thursday news quiz: book bans, bonkbuster authors and a papal visit Test yourself on topical news trivia, pop culture and general knowledge every Thursday. How will you fare?

7/15

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

09.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 11    📌 1

How the fuck is this prick confusing me with Gru?

Gru's an incompetent fat bastard with delusions of grandeur served by dribbling idiotic minions.....

09.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 12    📌 0

Nice that you've finally found your niche.

09.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Moon update.

Yes, it's still there.

09.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 44    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

I have people for that.

09.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

This is why Hadrian built that wall.

09.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

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