Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar

I love you so much

15.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome home, buddy.

13.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Griffin

Yesterday at 9:03 PM Nero Griffin was helped peacefully across the rainbow bridge. Over the past week he had been steadily declining, but I hope all of you can take solace in the fact that the last week of his life was full of as much loving as possible. I slept by his side every night and he got all the steak he could stomach. Unfortunately yesterday he stopped eating and walking which was when we decided it was time. We called a specialist to come to our home and he helped Griffin cross gracefully, surrounded by the people in the world who loved him the most. He was 10 years old. In the last few hours, we all sat around Griffin and reminisced about the happy times he brought us, each of us sharing pictures and videos of him that we had taken. This particular one here is one of my mom's personal favorites, and even now just remembering those good times makes me smile. Griffin was a dog so full of life and soul, even as he got on in years he never lost that puppy dog enthusiasm. It was impossible not to feel touched by his beautiful face or his goofy charm, and that's how I'll always remember him, and I hope that's how you remember him also. Goodbye, Griffin. I love you more than you could ever possibly know.

04.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Bunny was hit by a car while trying to run from the person who shot her point-blank in the chest.

04.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Nero Griffin was diagnosed with leukemia this week. We're choosing to make him comfortable in the time he has left with us.

31.01.2026 14:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Whoa you guys it is FRE*KING cold out today Why did the news not tell me about this?????

Whoa you guys it is FRE*KING cold out today

Why did the news not tell me about this?????

25.01.2026 14:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohhgh,, youmst caught me in the middle of chumbling..

24.01.2026 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope yous guys has been keeping all yours new years resolutions (i am the new years dog) My resmolutions has been to keep being CUTE and HANDSOMe and it be goign well

I hope yous guys has been keeping all yours new years resolutions (i am the new years dog)

My resmolutions has been to keep being CUTE and HANDSOMe and it be goign well

16.01.2026 01:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The time has comeb

01.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin

31.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I amb reaching maximum chrimbus capacity

31.12.2025 12:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st

29.12.2025 22:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound.

27.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2

26.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too

26.12.2025 02:16 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

MERRY CHRIMBUS!!!!!!!!!!!

25.12.2025 22:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat" Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!

Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat"

Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!

25.12.2025 04:34 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats

25.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm)

24.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Who hash is so good when you aint got a chrimbus cuckle in yuor ear tellin you it stinky (like i do)

23.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was going to be the year i gave the grimch an goblin exoneration for stealing chrimbus, but i just found out he went and lost it again. More like "how can the grinch not doing freakin anything right"

21.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok you guys since evrybody was offended and dosgusted at the chrimbus cock's name we have decided to rebrand him as the less offensive chrimbus cuckle. Thank you for reading

20.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was out for a walk earlier and a guy walking past us stopped his phone call to say "that's a beautiful dog, man"

Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack

19.12.2025 00:37 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland ...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace

I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland

...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace

14.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is beginneng to chill my cheeks outside. Soluteion: become a poler bare

12.12.2025 23:12 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Bad news everyone, the chrimbus cock has decided to show up to interfere with our holiday cheer and I guess we are all just expected to be okay with it

11.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no,, a horreble new character has come to encroach all up ons my chrimbus cheer

08.12.2025 16:38 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

@dama2spirits.bsky.social Melvin is searching for his loving mother. #foster

06.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Dave: Today I went on a pointy walk and I was "Very good boy Dave!". 😊 I'm now waiting for a roast lamb dinner. 😋
Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨
Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed.

07.12.2025 16:13 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It isp the time of chrimbus so that means it is time to honor the long stnanding tradition of "being stared at by a goblin"

07.12.2025 04:14 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

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