@eva-haley-thoughts.bsky.social
guys i know it’s lake day and we’re having lots of fun but you have to remember our drinking water comes from this lake. please keep your pants on
06.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never benefit the doubt—doubt the benefit
28.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stop talking about how cute your outfit is!! i gave up being a bitch for lent
14.03.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all u can do is live ur life and try not to fall into the toilet
03.03.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i like jojo siwas music a lot better when she was straight and i don’t say that a lot
27.02.2025 07:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you ever think that a set of sheets is like a little family. the fitted sheet is the mom, the flat sheet is the dad, and the pillowcases are the babies
27.02.2025 03:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0nothing turns me on more than the gold star after successfully completing a nyt crossword
26.02.2025 07:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good NIGHT 💜
15.02.2025 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the best beatle was yoko ono
15.02.2025 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why do people call their babies mama?
girl that’s you
