Pup, not Puppy

I'm not sure why they think I need a medieval sword, weed grinder, and a skeleton model of someone getting it from behind, but clearly they think my Sunday plans are a hell of a lot more interesting than figuring out how to keep my chickens out of the lettuce.

I was browsing Home Depot's website to see if they had the fence posts I'm looking for in stock nearby and got a host of interesting sponsored ads afterwards featuring items I would never have expected them to host listings for.

Still trying to wrap my head around how pornography is legal but sex work is not

I also watched a coyote chase down a deer and lost my phone in the mud. Good times

Everyone gives deer shit for freezing in headlights but today when my eyes were adjusted to pitch black forest for a few hours then suddenly I faced a car head on I finally understood why

Now, when I have the urge to *both* smoke and attend mass we know shit really has hit the fan

My relationship with not smoking cigarrettes is like an ex-catholic athiest and the church. I still show up on the big holidays and do what everyone else is doing but feel a bit guilty about it, and when I've got a strong urge to back I know its just a sign my personal life is going to shit

The trans care "debate" in liberal media often pretends trans people have access to some incredible and affordable version of the US health care system that doesn't actually exist while also never asking how a marginalized group with twice the rate of poverty is managing to access it

A (very) fun time with ((in no small part because of)) you (((as always))) 💖

If I had a buck for everytime I fucked to Diana Damrau in the background I would have enough to recover the ticket fees I paid for her recently cancelled concert.

A pleasure to have my cherry popped by you 😘

bork