Molly Rogers

If they’re full-time legislators, and a full work week is 40 hours, how could they possibly owe us less than a 40-hr work week 50 weeks a year?

Headline stating New Report: Employers in the USA Have Stolen Over $50 Trillion From Workers Since 1975

The yellow liquid trickling down isn't gold. It's the parasite class taking a piss on all of us.

This is the kind of thing that, in the past, has led to crazy things like the nationalization of industries that serve the public. But what do I know. We don’t learn from history here.

Stephen "My Mouth Didn't Have Plenary Authority To Say That" Miller?

Oh wow. I totally read that wrong.

The irony of looking for intelligence in his illegal communications.

This may sound good on paper, but he's just talking. He's not going into his own temple and flipping those tables. He begs world leaders to feed the poor while his churches drain their communities of money out of the hands of believers. I'm not convinced.

When PT consists of trying to button all the buttons on one's uniform, perhaps it's time to consider sitting this one out.

Instead of begging for the sweet sweet welfare that's always kept his family afloat, he should find a way to use his farm to grow food for Americans. If he's just not capable, he needs to tug a little harder on those big beefy bootstraps of his.

He's been training her since she was very young to be so loyal and complacent. And most of all, useful.

You zip-tie someone who poses an immediate threat to you. If ICE officers were zip-tying small children, we have to accept that the immediate threat to the ICE agent was intellectual.

If we make English the official language, will MTG and her fans be forced to learn it?

It just occurred to me that the U.S. flag perfectly reflects our Congress. The red side is full of rows and rows of empty white space while the blue side is full of stars.

Are there still going to be tax penalties if someone doesn't purchase health insurance? And would paying that penalty be cheaper than the new insurance rates?

Most working-class Americans can't afford to step foot in a hospital these days. The cost of health insurance is too high to leave anything for actual healthcare. The waiting room could be full of Aliens from another galaxy and I wouldn't know.

The Bloated Taco pose

Every face in that picture is telling some version of the story that goes "That man is both drunk and stupid."

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"Reagan-appointed"

I'm glad he's able to keep his mind intact at his age.

That won't ever not be funny.

Look guys, I know asking white men to walk their talk is horribly oppressive, but any ICE agent who can’t pass the military PT test today should be removed from their Temu uniform and fired from their job.

Oh, but I just caught, “At our monthly pentagon Christian prayer service.”

I didn’t actually think it could get worse.

Now I know how medieval peasants felt every time their king announced a new crusade.

I’m done. I can’t stomach any more of that nonsense.

“If the words I’m saying today make your heart sink, you should do the honorable thing and resign.”

- Secretary of War 2025

Well, that was a nice little democracy we had there.

“You can’t change a culture with the same people who created or benefited from that culture.”

Now he’s telling them that assaulting women shouldn’t keep a good soldier down.

Pete Hegseth just now to our military leadership: you have to address the small stuff.

Small men sweat the small stuff.

And yes, he was telling these experienced military leaders that they look too shabby to be an effective fighting force.

Squeaky tank really hurt someone’s pride.

None of those boys are brave enough to walk those streets during the day when the residents are awake.

That would be an act of loyalty. The tangerine palpatine isn't loyal to anyone. Especially not to the people who do him favors.

Am I the only one who can't help but think Comey wouldn't be in this position if he hadn't sabotaged Hillary Clinton's campaign back in 2016?

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Not me looking at the shelf of paper dictionaries I keep right here by my desk.