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@samstudio8.bsky.social

professional button pusher for your favourite long read company. i did not write samtools. once made a nice database for a consortium you've never heard of. tat tinkerer, bug hunter, burger flipper. moving files is my passion.

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Latest posts by samstudio8.bsky.social on Bluesky

your winrar bag ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people will do anything to avoid writing XML

18.08.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think children should have phones. They should have huge beige desktop computer with "Windows 9x Operating System", "Dedicated 3D accelerator", and "SoundBlaster compatible sound card"

17.08.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1776    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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a man is carrying a bag in front of a no parking sign Alt: a man throwing a computer in to a dumpster

i get a dylib error when running wget and my system python interpreter hangs indefinitely, truly thinking different

18.08.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a 27 thousand line perl script is doing the rounds, i for one am thrilled to see bioinformatics is healing. we are heading back to the good old days

14.08.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

web apps that dont support the back button just need to get in the fucking bin

14.08.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

immeasurable rage as i once again load my tickets to discover the UI of JIRA has changed irrecoverably. i lament modern software

08.07.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute OSM moment: hunting for a local "monument" that I could not spot on streetside photography led me to discover a plaque and tree commemorating the town's first cinema in 1911

28.06.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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get telegraf'd

22.06.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- gets new sensors
- tries to set up new influx bucket
- realises they are still on influx 1
- discovers there is now an influx 3 to worry about instead

22.06.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remember when searching the internet worked, that was a cool time

23.04.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"this appears to be a bug in both JDK 17 and JDK 21" is probably the most cursed resolution i have had to write so far this year

15.04.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy monday
may all your jira tickets be well defined

14.04.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i also caught my first tarantula on animal crossing

10.04.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

another achievement that week was i got up early to place an order for brownies to be delivered to the house after we'd run out of chocolate during the first lockdown

10.04.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never in my mind did i think it would run for this long

10.04.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CLIMB-COVID: continuous integration supporting decentralised sequencing for SARS-CoV-2 genomic surveillance - Genome Biology In response to the ongoing SARS-CoV-2 pandemic in the UK, the COVID-19 Genomics UK (COG-UK) consortium was formed to rapidly sequence SARS-CoV-2 genomes as part of a national-scale genomic surveillanc...

a blast from the past: happy birthday to majora, deployed on this day five years ago. on its first day it was populated with metadata for over 3000 covid genomes and kicked off a pipeline to homogenise them into the first cog-uk dataset.
genomebiology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....

10.04.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

asking for a friend wondering why the fuck apple contacts is even involved in opening a VCF in 2025

09.04.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does anyone even use the virtual contact file format any more

09.04.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photograph of an internal house door with a little window above. Sam can be seen waving through the window. a little breakfast is on a tray outside the door.

photograph of an internal house door with a little window above. Sam can be seen waving through the window. a little breakfast is on a tray outside the door.

happy nanoversary to me! i had totally forgotten that three years ago today i started my nanopore adventure by testing positive for covid and isolating in my office

01.04.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seagate ironwolf disks seem fine!

15.03.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hmm i wonder if this is related to wd red plus drives always designed to be on? pin 11 looks like its used for "staggered spinup" which i dont think these drives allow

14.03.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any sata nerds know if it is expected that a bunch of new sata drives don't report activity indication via pin 11? i've replaced some old drives in my nas and i've lost my blinky lights!

14.03.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today i painfully discovered sff-8087 cables are directional

13.03.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BRING SPLASH SCREENS BACK COWARDS

14.01.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i refuse to believe this was five years ago already

13.01.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i really thought the fax machine was going to be involved in my adult life

06.01.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is the content i have been missing

31.12.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Teach our algorithm what you like"
welcome to blueksy
the machine must feed

31.12.2024 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a hello kitty doll is walking down a street with the word real written on it . ALT: a hello kitty doll is walking down a street with the word real written on it .

salutations felines

31.12.2024 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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